Craig Innes

Bestest friend and husband to a fantasticially talented Lincolnshire lass! With the views tweeted very much my own.

[Craig Innes @craigrinnes]

@Top100Rick This very easily solvable, just stick a shot clock of say 60 seconds on the scoreboard that is carried round and put an audible 10 second countdown timer on it too. 1 shot penalty if shot not taken in 60 seconds. Other sports do this, why not golf?

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20 Years of my working life was as a Golf Club Manager. This is a recent memo sent out from a UK golf club. I do not miss being a Golf Club Manager!

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@golfweek Singers should retire before they become an embarrassment to themselves and excruciating to the rest of us.

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@secretclubprov The staff therefore, need to make polite enquiries when they see her sitting in the lounge and ask…..”Is there anything all right for you today”?

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@secretclubprov It would be more beneficial if every Chairman of Green spent a mandatory two week period with greenstaff!!!!!

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@secretclubprov Is that the reply or is it 3ply - there is a difference you know!

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@thepropergolfer TP9’s - ADL!

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Jodie Kidd

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@JonGordon11 A

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@airplanebiscoff Hmm, if you want to generate a bit of spin, I’d remove the plastic first

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@Livin_Liverpool No but I do miss Alan Hansen and Phil Thompson.

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@ClarksonsFarm1 I only wanted to ride the toe not the whole bloody camel!

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@golfcourses101 Yup!

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@OldGassy1984 Boris in charge

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@alexelliottgolf Golfers that treat roped off areas as an invitation to re-enact a scene from the Krypton Factor Assault course.

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@itismarkharris Well, if the cap fits - wear it!

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@TommyFleetwood1 @PGATOUR Parred the 1st in a medal for the first time this year, couldn’t be happier!!!

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@emo_bcfc The 98th minute winner - makes for a party on the way home!

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@secretclubprov There are three rules when you work as a chef in a golf club -

No.1 In no uncertain terms, upset the ladies section.

No. 2 See rule number 1.

No.3 “We’ll, chef - if I have to tell you what rule number 3 is, then you shouldn’t be working in a golf club”.

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@jamierkennedy It may be a dream start for you but do the greenkeepers view you as a pain in the arse?