Craig

1/4 of your body’s bones are located in your feet. Trust me, I’m a nurse. This bio was written by Dionne Warwick.

[Craig @craigrrr]

Remember before?

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@sami_landri “it’s giving different” I LIVE.

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@ebenbolter Stunning work as usual!! The off-kilter shots (esp contrasted with the uber symmetrical), the inversions, disorienting pans and zooms add so much to the viewing experience, with real homage to the original!

[Craig @craigrrr]

@hugeasmammoth_ @DavidOpie This moment - such a beautiful bookend to Juna’s party in Season 2. They got me gal 🥹

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@katya_zamo served so much cunt they had to put in an NG tube to remove some cunt as no person should serve that much cunt I fear

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@Chad_Concelmo Would’ve been there but got sidetracked literally herding cats in the Sector 7 Slums.

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@J_ROOST @ZeldaUniverse Fi’s Link!! Her memories!

[Margaret E Atwood @MargaretAtwood]

Here's a piece of literature by me, suitable for seventeen-year-olds in Alberta schools, unlike -- we are told -- The Handmaid's Tale. (Sorry, kids; your Minister of Education thinks you are stupid babies.)

John and Mary were both very, very good children. They never picked their noses or had bowel movements or zits. They grew up and married each other, and produced five perfect children without ever having sex. Although they claimed to be Christian, they paid no attention to what Jesus actually said about the poor and the Good Samaritan and forgiving your enemies and such; instead, they practised selfish rapacious capitalism, because they worshipped Ayn Rand. (Though they ignored the scene in The Fountainhead where “welcomed rape” is advocated, because who wants to dwell, and also that would have involved sex and would de facto be pornographic. Well, it kind of is, eh?) Oh, and they never died, because who wants to dwell on, you know, death and corpses and yuk? So they lived happily ever after. But while they were doing that The Handmaid’s Tale came true and Danielle Smith found herself with a nice new blue dress but no job. The end.

[Craig @craigrrr]

@AngelicLai20186 rich (emotionally & financially)

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wait someone wins love island? like is it a prize or like love was the prize all along

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@melanielynskey @andrea_sketches Triggered.

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@Chad_Concelmo The reason this is on my playlist!! https://t.co/M9Abc1HM3l

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@jnardino I wish this style would die on the way back to its home planet

[Craig @craigrrr]

This about to be Moo Deng’s Drag Race

[Craig @craigrrr]

@LukeBarnett This lighting setup is 🔥🔥🔥 and also magical?! Tell us this wizardry!!!

[Craig @craigrrr]

@FionaOdlum Imma say Teulon.

[Craig @craigrrr]

cinema

[caleb @calebstark]

kathie lee and hoda's #joyride (second extended cut)

[Craig @craigrrr]

#DebateNight

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Don't overhydrate today. Take care of yourself and make sure you're drinking plenty of coffee or diet coke.

[Jennifer @Paper_Heart_Jen]

Dolly Parton at 77 and me almost half her age. 😭😭

[Craig @craigrrr]

The flashing girl from flushing, the Nanny named FRAN!!!!