Craig Weber

[Jakee 🎲 @limited_jakee]

If you can’t date a busy man, date a broke one ☝🏼

[Craig Weber @craigweber41]

@NaatzKalyn @hannahhhhintz Yeah I was swiping through tinder and saw it myslef. I wasn’t thrilled...

[Granger Smith @GrangerSmith]

We can’t change the past. We can’t predict the future. We can only control what’s absolutely present.
Sure, we can reminisce. Of course we should dream, plan ahead and set goals. But peace? That’s ONLY found in the now. The little moments. So let’s open our eyes and soak em up.

[Craig 🇺🇸 @CVDmarkets]

BREAKING: We just received the first look at the China trade deal details

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the extended cut of Michael falling into the koi pond

[Craig Weber @craigweber41]

@bitchiebecca @emy_lou181 I’ve learned to embrace the unpopularity of my name. It’s just what us 20 something Craig’s have to do anymore.

[baked bean @emy_lou181]

how the fuck are u gunna grow a baby inside of u for 9 months and name him fucking craig

[El Berg 🍔 @ElleBerger]

Dudes love referring to one of their male friends as “a buddy of mine” when telling a story

[Jacob Reinecker @jsreinecker]

When you think he’s bluffing but your dumbass thought wrong

[Craig Weber @craigweber41]

“Good thing quality isn’t your fucking expertise”

[South Dakota State Barstool @HobosBarstool]

UPD let the boys play! #FuckUSD @5thYear
https://t.co/6WIJiJhUxx

[brittany @BrittanyEllis8]

Are you broke, but wanna go to the bars?

1. Don’t eat
2. Drink before bars
3. Go to underground for 2for1s
4. You’re drunk so the rest doesn’t matter

[syd🍒 @sydneejoy23]

Every day that passes I’m just more and more thankful that I’m not addicted to a fucking juul

[Jenny @JennyBrings]

I have a confession. I always looked at ppl's shoes during heads up 7 up. 😶😐

[Peace of The South @PeaceofTheSouth]

Never stop retweeting.....

[Craig Weber @craigweber41]

Thank god I've got social media to tell me how to treat my gf, I almost forgot how to be decent to women

[Craig Weber @craigweber41]

The richest people I know are the biggest cheap asses