craig jowitt

[Television Academy @TelevisionAcad]

A gold star! 🌟 @TheSherylRalph wins a first career #Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for @AbbottElemABC! #Emmys #Emmys2022

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@btsportufc @theufcbaddy Z

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@eon_next been on hold for 35 minutes now with no indication of estimated timescale or place in queue. Quite an urgent request. Options, @eon_next ?

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@z4chrissmith I think she's basically got it. Your face is a bit more oblong tho.

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@z4chrissmith Meh.

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@Drudz @tictac @TicTacUSA Maybe you'll wake up In the matrix. Not like neo, like one of the minor characters.

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@z4chrissmith It's Toby Young. And it's the spectator. Standard behaviour.

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Hey @BMW, emailed your customer services division about a broken timing chain, but no reply???... Seems not very 'customer servicey'

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@z4chrissmith That's either the worlds smallest can or your hands are dangerously swollen.

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@prodnose @monstroso His real name is, of course, Brian wonder.

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@z4chrissmith When you meant to be away??

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@BeatPoet Getting a little worked up again I see...

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@peds07 @HibsAndy Seriously. That man knows what he's talking about. Don't you go taking the mick with your 'education' and your 'medical qualifications'

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@prodnose Nice Bill tribute. Gutted.

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@z4chrissmith That's the spirit

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@z4chrissmith Unless it was you. Then it would be 'piss about and lose it, resulting in opposition goal'

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@peds07 @ScotRail Ken

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Hey @ScotRail, 16.07 haymarket to Markinch, 2 coaches, dangerously hot and overcrowded. Still, only 21.40 return!

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@ScotRail 'sorry about that'. Oh, well, that's made it better. Thanks.

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@Drudz Right.