Curtis Rainsberry

The Midnight Show @ UCB, has appeared on The Late Late Show, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Key&Peele, Tosh.0, Adam Ruins Everything,National Lampoon, and sadly twitter.

[Americana at Brand Memes @americanamemes]

After 146 Days, white smoke is finally emitting from the Sherman Oaks Galleria signifying that the AMPTP and WGA have reached a tentative agreement!

[Curtis Rainsberry @crainsberry]

If you had “me lightly weeping at the end of the Shaun White snowboarding documentary at 9pm on a Tuesday night” on your bingo card — well, that would be a really specific game of bingo you were playing — but none the less you would have won that game!

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I can't fall asleep without my white noise machine*

*tiny radio that plays Jimmy Buffet songs over and over on repeat

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Imagine being Brad Pitt in the 90s and you just wake up one morning to find out that Shania Twain is tossing mad shit at you in a song. Brutal!

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V excited to log into Max for the first time (previously of HBOMax fame) Consider me hooked! Yummy yum yum Horny for content and I think they nailed it with the rebrand. I’ve always said maximum letters I need in a brand is 4. This is only THREE! Nailed. It.

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Twitter is pretty awful these days, but man it sure does allow for some great cool connections to happen. So, I guess Rock n roll forever and down with the tweet ship we go?!

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Amazing. TY! Doc was phenomenal. Can’t wait for Weathervanes. Xoxo

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@JasonIsbell confirming that old photo of you in the Whippersnapper shirt from the doc is “Americas’s Favorite Pastime” and Atlanta’s finest dueling pop punk guitar king’s Whippersnapper?

[Curtis Rainsberry @crainsberry]

My dream is to make inspirational posters but I have not found a poster to inspire me to do it yet :(

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@dontdrinkbeer Oh that is a tough split. Though you do have a great falsetto, you are also killer at stand up bass. So could easily go either way!

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My neighborhood has more stray cats than a Brian Setzer concert.

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Silly me, these are my ‘around the house’ crocs, not my ‘dog walking’ crocs. That would have been embarrassing!

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All my tweets are written while I walk the dog. (yo-yo brag)

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In some ways, you could say I am living in my own personal The Last of Us since it seems the rest of the world is caught up and has left me behind to attempt fight off all the aggressive spoilers attacking my news feed, and also because I was bitten by one of the infected. :(

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Deciding to get back into posting on Twitter in 2023 (after years of aggressive silence) is like dusting off an old pair of JNCO jeans… which is to say that it feels great, looks great, is super roomy, and never ever went out of style!

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Happy Shaqtoberfest to all who celebrate

[Jason Fagone @jfagone]

"Trump wanted his generals to be more like Hitler's" is not even the biggest Donald Trump story of the day somehow

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The death toll just rose: At least 37 children have been killed in school shootings in 2022 so far.

It is nearly *twice as dangerous* to be a student than a police officer in America in 2022.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

At least 33 children have been killed in school shootings in 2022 so far.

20 cops have been shot and killed in the line of duty.

It is more dangerous to be a student than a police officer in America in 2022.

(Sources: https://t.co/1h3A95z5xY
https://t.co/ldfCOgOWe7)