CP

[CP @craipatt27]

For the 22 years I've been Alive I never knew Liam was short of William , heads smashed

[CP @craipatt27]

There’s no worse craic on the planet than putting ‘Costa Del’ infront of the place you live when it’s sunny. Har har fucking har

[CP @craipatt27]

Crease that city and Chelsea are getting slandered for FFP yet Nottingham Forrest have re-populated the city and there’s not a squeak

[Jay @TracksideJay]

Jim Crowley on Baaeed looking over at James Doyle pumping away on Mishriff for no reason

[A Funny Old Game @sid_lambert]

TELLY GOLD: Karl Fletcher’s testimonial at The Dragon’s Lair.

Not a dry eye in the house at Harchester.

Legend.

[CP @craipatt27]

Nice one @HecoDubravka youve made me nephews day q

[CP @craipatt27]

@professorgreen someone’s been drawing you a think mate

[CP @craipatt27]

@NiallGray @aaronlee_96

[Niall Gray @NiallGray]

Every property show ever... London edition

[Jack Renwick. @JackLeeRenwick1]

@PaulHeatonSolo @wqsaints Could be playing Rotterdam Liverpool or rome in the final Paul

[RB @rhorieblogg]

HAHAHAHA

[CP @craipatt27]

@seanconway10 Comical innit

[CP @craipatt27]

@LeeFid12 Keith mate I’m making a mockery of northern reporters here mind I was on the sauce with him last night in wallsend

[CP @craipatt27]

@LeeFid12 😭😭😭😭

[CP @craipatt27]

@LionKingBeastM8 @aaronlee_96 @NUFC360 What do you want like me to ask him round for a cuppa while I get my webcam out

[CP @craipatt27]

@aaronlee_96 Just says he’s in no place to talk about it but mr Ashley’s time is just about up

[Aaron Lee @aaronlee_96]

Can't believe @craipatt27 has just saw Steve Bruce in buffs and confirmed he's taking Toon job, it's actually happening 😳 #NUFC

[CP @craipatt27]

Just accidentally stared at someone breast feeding in McDonald’s what a horrible horrible situation to be in

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

With Ruby Walsh announcing his retirement, let's remember that time he taught a Twitter troll a lesson...