sandwich goblin

atl // not actually a kookabura // idiot designer // bad jokes // he/him

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

completely wild to me how @vrbo is down to let one of their supposed “premier hosts” (@la_pilsen_vecindad on instagram) leave my fiancée and i stranded in chicago and paying out of pocket for someone else’s mistakes.

[lip manuel miranda @KentuckyyDarby]

It’s been nearly 18 hours since that promise was made. I’ve called them 8 times and they continue to promise that they’re looking into it but I have received no options from them. Yesterday, Blake and I had to self pay for a last minute hotel that cost 600 dollars.

[lip manuel miranda @KentuckyyDarby]

We booked a @vrbo stay in chicago that has just about ruined our trip. For some reason, our host didn’t fix her toilet before we arrived and decided that instead of fixing it, they cancelled our stay AFTER we arrived. @vrbo offered to get us a new place to stay but -

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

@drewbrooks87 so would you say you’re going to...

...pick it up?

[wint @dril]

lobotomy—Check
castration—Check
8months of Bible-Based close combat training—CHeck
police mandated electroshock therapy—Check
Time to post .

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

@SpanishLuvSongs this is all i’ve ever wanted to do

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

@IsClaireAnAries slam dunk 10 jars of pasta sauce on some nerd on your way out

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

@keeganjohnson77 it’s a pretty fun head trauma machine too tbf

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

@grby wtf

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

@samanthaa_jane_ this but with the coffee in the pot from the previous morning

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

atlanta 2015!

[Spanish Love Songs @SpanishLuvSongs]

I also have 5 copies of schmaltz ultra clear at my house from the last tour. In honor of its bday, I’ll send a signed copy to the first 5 people in the US who answer this with a RT: name the year and city in which i spent thanksgiving drinking beer & NyQuil.

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

@TheTumboy i’m so glad i got exactly what i expected

[Jean Claude Goddamn @drewbrooks87]

Have you ever seen your entire personality captured in one tweet?

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

@drewbrooks87 fuck

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

@ColdWrecks wait i’m neither of these things

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

@trapsants i’m in tears

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

rush limbaugh and reagan are touching tips in hell right now

[Delia Ramirez Fan in his post-hack era @RepRamirezFan]

He’s dead.

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

man it’s been hours and it still fucking rules that #RushLimbaugh is worm food. rest in shit asshole

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

@ColdWrecks @thefestfl y e s

[sandwich goblin @Crambole]

@RepMTG @mtgreenee for someone who whines about being silenced all the time, you sure don’t ever shut the fuck up huh