cassieramoska

Can carry 7 grocery bags in 1 trip.

[cassieramoska @cramoska]

Can’t sew to save my life but I’ve got some threads I’m gonna make a mess with🧵 (hmu there)

[cassieramoska @cramoska]

Let my legacy be this Tupperware of leggings

[fredesque @FredTaming]

got a new bathrobe i’m not familiar with yet so for now it’s terrence cloth

[Dr. Steve Brule @_Steve_Brule]

New Corna-19 boy name of Ormicrons is leader of ALL the dang mutant turtles. It’s not that hard ya dingus, it’s just science for denny’s sake! #foryourhealth

[Mark Stenberg @MarkStenberg3]

from now on referring to my birthday as “the beginning of my origin story”

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

I’m making ibuprofens

[cassieramoska @cramoska]

Dozens of IRL moments that never got to meme’d

that I’ll never know about

because they forgot their charger

[cassieramoska @cramoska]

I let my personality test results guide me in decision-making.

[❤️‍🔥Sardonic Tart❤️‍🔥 @SardonicTart]

Nothing is more terrifying than hearing someone say "breakout groups" in a meeting.

[cassieramoska @cramoska]

We aren’t still wearing these?

[cassieramoska @cramoska]

@eyeland2 Queen is legit 🙌

[cassieramoska @cramoska]

Lol I use to do my hair

[cassieramoska @cramoska]

@blondenorsky I use a freshly showered Zoom filter. So far no one has noticed

[cassieramoska @cramoska]

[at the ER]

Doc: there is nothing we could have done to save her. Her mascara was twelve months old.

[Serg @bonehugsnirony]

Pros of being conscious:
-your mind is literally a podcast curated for you based on your experiences.

Cons of being conscious:
-most of the content makes you sad

[cassieramoska @cramoska]

@VinoTica What a year 😅

[cassieramoska @cramoska]

I’m okay. Just spent the past 6 months DMing Postmates my grievances

[Ariel Dumas @ArielDumas]

Ugh I drink two glasses of wine and immediately start googling fountain pens like a little bitch.

[cassieramoska @cramoska]

@oldstylevegas Thanks! It’s been a pretty consuming experience