Char

definitely lost in the sauce

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

The sexual tension between me and not naming any of the documents I start in google drive

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

Like all my social media is giving me terrible brain badness because of the general state of the world but Twitter seems to be the least diluted

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

I re downloaded Twitter 2 days ago and I think I need to delete it again :p

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

@helarct0s I wish they wouldn’t keep trying to top their own previous grossness 🙃

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

Is the new season of stranger things worth watching eventually or nah

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

It’s that time of year again where I make fresh produce my whole personality

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

Clowns make between $20–$37 per hour

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

I love how I file my taxes having no fucking idea what I’m doing

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

Passover thought I had: the modern equivalent of unleavened bread is wet laundry

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

No one on this whole visit called me char lol

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

I love how they ask you your preferred name at the ER and then the intake nurse immediately calls you Charlotte

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

I love how they ask you your preferred name at the ER and then the intake nurse immediately calls you Charlotte

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

Howard Shore carried the entire hobbit series on his back while Peter Jackson was trying to grow some artificial Aragorn knockoff from a test tube

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

Also I’m once again listening to the desolation of Smaug soundtrack I can’t help that it slaps

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

Also I’m once again listening to the desolation of Smaug soundtrack I can’t help that it slaps

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

I think it’s funny Peter Jackson was like “we must make a percentage of these dwarves, who live underground, sexually appealing” when he was making the hobbit

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

I think it’s funny Peter Jackson was like “we must make a percentage of these dwarves, who live underground, sexually appealing” when he was making the hobbit

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

Finally realized it’s “steal A LEXUS” not “steal Alexis”?????? in jackie and wilson

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

I hate when I pick up groceries and they go “what spot are you parked in” and I have to say Number Two

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

old paintings that i still really really like

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

@frumfag Terrible!!

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

Pretty messed up that the original handsome Dan is stuffed and on display, couldn’t there just be like…a cool statue of him above his grave

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

Dippin dots was the only enjoyable part of every baseball game I was brought to

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

@frumfag What is it!!!

[Char @cranberryhobbit]

The cat im babysitting is so cute, he doesn’t even pretend to not be following me from room to room all the time. Looks me square in the face and trots right after me