Craniotomy Jake

Before I am a woman, I am a menace to society and nothing but a set of holes for one man

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

@gretavanmoon I’m trying to slut him out and build a Lego set with him after

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

Honestly I bet Jake forgot to wear underwear that day and had to do it in his shorts

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

Girl who is “going to be okay”

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

TFTWRYRAYR (thanks for the wild ride, you rock and you roll)

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

Did GVF just write “HAGS” in our yearbook

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

Did GVF just write “HAGS” in our yearbook

[Elle 🩵 @Elle_gvf]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

If Jake had a Ken doll, this is what I’d imagine the mojo dojo casa house look like

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

@destinymarieb99 No girl, respect, live your truth, I was trying to figure out if we were talking about the same thing

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

@destinymarieb99 I agree but you also kind of brought it up by mentioning it all lol. Totally your prerogative, I was just trying to suss out if we were thinking of the same thing, but it sounds like we weren’t

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

@runwayblues that or has moved to Nashville

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

Guys don’t be too mean to her, we forget public humiliation is a kink :/

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

“The moniker had been changed to SG, which means solid guitar”

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

dude hit him with an absolutely lethal drive by for fun lmao

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

doggy, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, upside down, inside out, one leg up, two legs up, in public, on a spaceship, in the garden, on the grass, in the bed of a truck

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

Jake Kiszka burner alert

[jules 🕸️ @teasslut]

brought my children to bingo 🤗

[Craniotomy Jake @craniotomyjake]

@jakeytkiszka somehow still not blocked