GrogleFimpson1

Mao

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Aspiring twitter funny guy’s notes:

Who up JD’ing their Vance
Who up Kirkin they Charlie
Who up pattin the pickle
Who up (guy that died last name) they (first name)

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Me when it rains: “Wow this is just like ‘Peaceful Calm Rain Sounds (16 HOURS SOOTHING MEDITATION)’”

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People who talk shit on christianity but then jizz their pants when Cameron winter or somebody sheepishly alludes to the bible need to be put in a cave

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The wonderful thing about social media is that you can really post anything and watch all your friends look at it and smile

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michelle williams is beautiful in a late 2000s arcade fire struggling to pay rent on my new york condo so i'll literally just say yes to any indie rom com role im offered animal collective way

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@HeDontMakeNoise there’s a reason for this that some of ya’ll ain’t gonna like

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@quendergeer there’s a reason for this that some of ya’ll ain’t gonna like

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@dontblamealex there’s a reason for this that some of ya’ll ain’t gonna like

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@wendybyrde00 there’s a reason for this that some of ya’ll ain’t gonna like

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@skyferrori there’s a reason for this that some of ya’ll ain’t gonna like

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We fucken get it bro

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@Emilk010 they’re taking artistic liberties son so he smoking in a ridiculous manner whatever it’s a fucken cartoon man. Wonderful movie tbh y’all hatin

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People underestimate how easy it is to just kill a homeless person and get away with it. I’ve done it like 3 times now and haven’t been caught ever

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If you took away Seth Rogen lungs that nga would weigh a lot less

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Tweeting that you have a car is ridiculous

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How did I know lol

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Six seven Diddy fart

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Just watched Yi Yi I now understand Asian people and their struggles

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Pitchfork in 30 years: “Cameron Winter, previously known for his work with Geese, comes through with his new project ‘Goose’, a substantial step down from Geese”

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A sign of low iq is somebody saying “I love when we have deep talks like this” when you just like discussing careers or aspirations or some bulkshit