Cranjiz McBasketball

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Doing the Haj to Mecca but it’s just walking from Fidi to msg cuz the Knicks won

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We’re always just a few blocks from Rick’s

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We need a @FreddyLA7 and @HunterBiden collab

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@FerryFather Can’t wait for Ukraine v Russia

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Dogs like stealing shoes so you can’t leave the house 🤯

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@ihymacc GAME. BLOUSES.

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The net worth of those I’ve crop dusted today at the Masters has to be over 10B

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Do NOT eat the Kpop Demon Hunter Sauce from @McDonalds

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12 deep walking round the castle hotel talking like Alfred j penny worth. G’evening masta wayne

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You ever have such a good PTO day that you forget yo work laptop password?

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Do other people have that one friend that they send snaps of their poop to as if they’re your doctor but he’s really just in finance? #health #blessup

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Did the Epstein emails have a groupchat name? And who was in the inner circle? Bet that shit was fucked up

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@gotrice2024 This happened to my group in Florence, Italy. Leo, the owner wouldn’t respond when we couldn’t find the door to get in - turns out it didn’t actually exist. He kept our money and cancelled the reservation leaving us stranded as kids in a massive city. I curse him

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Lowkey Brian lawless should be the fifth head on Mount Rushmore

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@FerryFather We need @AdamSandler to make trump silky smooth to resolve this conflict

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This World War III really begs the question, has Net and Yahoo ever seen You Don’t Mess with the Zohan?? Things could be different

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https://t.co/8LW5AUDSPR

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If you think about it, PAWSA’s name is just Europeans trying to say pause

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Jarvis play Macklemore on full volume

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Any other remote employees scared to work at cafes or airports? I be typing like Beethoven hitting the mf symphony No. 5