Captain Crank Dell

Huzz Finder || Drake FanBoy || Professional gaslighter

[Captain Crank Dell @crankdell]

#Lavar Ball signing away his leg to go 3/3 with successful sons and no only fans daughters

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

Give to them nothing but take from them EVERYTHING. Time to turn up and leave it all on the field #gigem #12thMan

[Captain Crank Dell @crankdell]

Getting rejected by a fat girl is gotta be the most humbling experience ever

[Captain Crank Dell @crankdell]

@stevetalkin Wingman of the Year

[:p @UnkleDell]

my horny ass could not live in north new jersey

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Mike Trout’s current 2026 pace:

50 HR
22 SB
145 Runs
162 BB | 145 K’s
.424 OBP
.992 OPS
169 wRC+
7.3 fWAR

[Johnny Drama Chase @JohnnyDramaChas]

I think this takes it.

[Captain Crank Dell @crankdell]

Im addicted to whores. Not weed, not booze, not gambling. Im addicted to whores. What a privilege. #MotivationalTweets #MotivationalMonday

[Alex Gordon’s Helmet @CatsFanRupert]

Asked my formal date if she wanted my suit coat cause it was cold and she said no

[Derek “Dirk” Daskal @tripledddask]

My girl who’s not my girl just hard launched her boyfriend

[Captain Crank Dell @crankdell]

I swear to god im not this ugly

[Captain Crank Dell @crankdell]

final preseason appearance for Crank. Not a bad outing, only up from here.

[Captain Crank Dell @crankdell]

@incognitoStunna She wants you

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Been getting those first whiffs of white boy summer

[Kyle Hamilton @kyledhamilton_]

I just got brutally framemogged

[Captain Crank Dell @crankdell]

shoota!

[Harrison Krank @HarrisonKrank]

You can hear the genuine pride in Donald Trumps voice when he called the Team USA Hockey Team

[Captain Crank Dell @crankdell]

Tate Mcrae has to slop the whole hockey team now #USAHockey

[Captain Crank Dell @crankdell]

Lets go!!!!

[Captain Crank Dell @crankdell]

Mood #JESTERMAXXING #FridayVibes