Mike Crank

Basic research

[Mike Crank @crankitshankit]

@EricLDaugh In my country, you say woke thing, you will be execute.

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@WallStreetApes Power steering recall on my Jeep - recently. I’ve known about the problem for 5 years. Disconnected the electronics from the door - problem solved.

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@I_ANONANON @mtncrusader @JoelWBerry Because I live as clean as possible so I can drink as much tequila as possible.

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@mtncrusader @JoelWBerry My family averages 150 pounds. A family of 8 with little kids can easily stuff their faces for under $20.

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@mtncrusader @JoelWBerry $12 ($7 on sale) for a 20-pack. 2 is filling for me, but I eat 3 cuz that’s how I roll. $7/lb for grass fed ground beef. Top w/sour kraut, avocado mayo and Cholula. Heat the tortillas with a little bit of olive oil and taco seasoning. I get to $30 for 8, but very high end.

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@kimrose1776 @TheEXECUTlONER_ That’s worse than a $288 Georgia jaywalking ticket.

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@Brady_H Certification is great for the safety components. But if it’s supposed to get everyone to train the same way it will be counterproductive.

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@CorvusCrypto @KTmBoyle

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@KTmBoyle Hard pass. Freedom + 2A > Flock

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@Weinbdb @SethDillon Maybe your standards are too high

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@newstart_2024 I’ve cooked thousands of burgers and never once did I use butter, seed oil or tallow. Not necessary.

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@EricLDaugh @elonmusk He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.

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@newstart_2024 Fat+horny>skinny+frigid

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@WesInman1 @Hero_OfThe_Day @WNBA You watch WNBA? Why?

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@ServiceSimone @greg_price11 I don’t mean to stereotype, but many (if not most) Americans of Asian descent are pretty smart and sensible. How did this retard get a platform?

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@zootennis Nice. Kalamazoo it is.

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@CovaDax @Owennfa WTF is an average median income? It can’t be both nitwit. If you can’t perform basic research and communicate in English, just read what the adults are typing.

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@CovaDax @Owennfa 1975 Median: ~1,535 sq. ft., usually 3 beds/1.5 baths, no central air in many regions, simpler finishes, small garage.
• Today's $1 Million: Often 2,800–3,500+ sq. ft., heavily updated, premium lot or highly desirable suburb/school district, multi-car garage, luxury finishes.

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@CovaDax @Owennfa If a buyer paid $40,000 for a solid, median home in 1975 and held it until today (making normal repairs but no massive footprint expansions):
• Estimated Value Today: ~$400,000 to $450,000 (matching general national housing appreciation).