crank 🍉🎗🚦

🏳️‍🌈 spring duo defender // dropout fan (i have watched escape the green room 9x)

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[ؘ @blythpercyz]

gente cada livro é inspirado na jornada de um herói grego clássico
1º perseu
2º odisseu
3º hércules
4º teseu
5º aquiles

[mgpi @SYNESTHEIZURE]

I was wondering what parts the fires were in. I didn't realize "Canada" was a comprehensive answer

[Nadzeya @foulestench]

in sea of monsters, percy jackson completes the quests of the entire odyssey in like a week which took odysseus 20 years
i know my goat

[🦎 L I S 🦖 @_rian_urphy]

anna garcia and demi adejuyigbe are lowkey thing 1 and thing 2 to sam reich’s cat in the hat

[Popstonox @Popstonox]

Hasan Piker on Ludwig blacklisting him from sponsored events for $800,000 a month

"Dude, I'm gonna be honest, I would never talk to me again either bro. $800,000 a month and motherfuckers are like 'Yo, you gotta blacklist this dude' I'd be like, sure.

Hey, good on him dude."

[Oráculo dos Semideuses | Percy Jackson Ψ @oraculosemideus]

No multiverso, elas são mãe e filha 🦉

[laya 𑣲🇪🇸⋆˚࿔ @sabrinasluvr]

please let spain win the world cup and let lamine yamal carry the palestinian flag in front of the entire world

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

christopher nolan cut the lotus flower eaters because he knew nothing could ever top the percy jackson casino scene

[sawyer i hardly know her 🦇 @fiaboginya]

you can tell how proud sam is of a game changer ep based on how many edits he comments on

[pjeffa (🦧,🦧) @jeff82874662]

My dad texting me to warn me that Taco Bell poisoned a bunch of customers in New York State

My brother in Christ, the safest day to fly in the history of the world was September 12, 2001

[// @aggzzx]

Sorry to the #filmtwt snobs but Nolan is a prick for this

[sitka ($jimothy maxxing) @sitkapetrodolla]

Jimothy as a baby in my friend’s backyard

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[The Percy Jackson Musical @LTMusical]

not to brag, but we made it from first draft to broadway in about half the time it took odysseus to get home from the war.

[Andrew Phifer 🗿 @ThePiedPhifer]

One win a gold medal in women’s figure for the US for the first time since like 2002 the other lost in the Super Bowl

The correct person won

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[Thomas Sanders @ThomasSanders]

Never have I wanted to play an episode of Game Changer more than the latest episode. I love when the players and the viewer are guessing how to win right up til the very end. And the editing was SO fun.