danielle

yeah whatever hook ‘em forever

[March 8th ❤ @__xJay]

What’s so crazy is , as a parent you can be downstairs cooking & yo pinto bean head ass kid would do some shit like this , fuck themselves up & the entire internet will “ where’s the parents , arrest the parents “ kids piss me tf off 😭😭😭

[Kattoo King @SimplyKattoo]

The alcohol in a martini should be enough to kill the parasite in my ceasar salad, and then I'll pair it with fries, which are safe

[Erin Durkin @erinmdurkin]

Yeah guys everything’s fine, it’s just mid-July and you can’t breathe the air or eat a salad.

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

really want to caption an ig dump 'mama happy' but nervous for people who dont watch love island usa to think im being earnest

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Chris Walker @WalkerATX]

It's 1983 at @UTAustin and you've followed @TexasBaseball to Omaha for the College World Series 🤘@fox7austin #HookEm

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are at crazy levels--fire Obama!

[Nissy💮 @Niss_Cee]

LOL

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Every school needs a ballroom.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Does Sisyphus forget of his boulder