Mike Fennelly

Show up early, pay attention all day. Everybody else will make you look good.

[Mike Fennelly @crankyrigger]

@MarkHalperin Humor isn't objective.

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@politico @DashaBurns You may not understand AI, but it's obvious that Bonta should have no hand in regulating it.

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@sacbee_news Entitled to money, unbound by rules.

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@ThomasSowell Has anybody seen Shawn Ryan and Elissa Slotkin in the same place at the same time? CIA twins separated at birth?

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@AuronMacintyre No. It's the plantation owners shitting in the fields. Because Trump.

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@catturd2 Who's gonna pay for that? Porn is free now.

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@adamcarolla The only place I've ever seen The View is in my barber shop. Only one of the barbers speaks English. I assume she lost the remote.

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@AuronMacintyre Too late. Evacuate the Vikings and the Twins. Salt the earth within their borders.

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@adamcarolla She prefers the taste of cheese from the uncut.

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@ThomasSowell What an original and insightful idea. Why has nobody thought of it before now?

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@LozzaFox Seems to me that if myth was going to make somebody rich it would be actors, not industrialists.

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@SStricklandMMA Do you really think you had a better option?

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@JustineBateman Unhappy is the goal. It's so much easier to achieve than success.

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@elonmusk Jesus, what kind of car did you buy?

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@RobBonta Complying with federal law is not "adopting an agenda".
Why are you so afraid of it?

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@RobBonta The last thing you're working toward is a free and fair economy. The Central Committee would be in awe of your audacity.

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@houmanhemmati @RobBonta Really? You somehow expected otherwise?

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@RupertLowe10 Imagine the harm that might come to him in transit.

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@CWilliamson44 You've traded your balls for how many deluded followers?

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@WallStreetApes Barbara_Lee_Has_Never_Had_A_Good_Idea_In_Her_Life