BM Daily

a hopefully frequent diary (ah) of all my poops and those of my family that I end up cleaning up after (so my dog's and kids')

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Problem w twitter - I invent #ballslapper but @realdonaldtrump gets all the love 4 #livetweeting #demdebate, really just rt'ing fans

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Ballslapper- poop so big and solid when it finally falls over there is a danger of it hitting the balls.

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Big one but disappeared in drain. #basementbr #ghostturd #puttingtheTURDinSaTURDay

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Free dunkin #icedcoffee is making this #workpoop a little smoother this morning.

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#early #GIANT #workpoop #precoffee? What will this mean for the rest of #TURDSday? #onlytimewilltell

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After #dog had 2, #son had 2 & #daughter had #4! Finishing my second in #masterbath now. #puttingtheTURDinSaTURDay

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#dog already pooped #twice on early am walk. Getting a #headstart on #puttingtheTURDinSaTURDay

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Set #pr today for most #poops cared for- #9! #dog & #daughter #3each #2forme & #son had nice #solid 1. We're #puttingtheTURDinSaTURDay

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#sixth #poop of day but only my #first. #daughter #twice #church #powderroom #son x2 #diaper #prunes #dog #outside #prouddad #family

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#dog #daughter and I are all #puttingtheTURDinSaTURDay

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#dog had 3 #outside & #daughter had #solid #greentint in #powderroom. I just put a #ghostturd in #basementbr. #happy #turdsday!

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#black #oatmeal #son put in #diaper #tonight was the #stinkiest #poop I've smelled all week. And I've had many #beerpoops this week.

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#OMG #somuchbetter #slowmovers #solid #splashback #relief.

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U little son of a bitch poop! Why don't U just go HOME? That's ur HOME! Are u too good for ur HOME? #constipation #happygilmore

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Both my #son & #daughter had bigger #poops than I had #today. And hers was #green. #prouddad #blueberries & #spinach in #smoothie

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Nice #relaxing #solid #poop in #powderroom after a #longbutgood day at work. #daughter had a nice one in there too before #bathtime .

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Really nice #stinky #workpoop. A bunch of #solid #floaters & #sinkers. #coffeeworks #applepie4breakfast hopefully my #gas improves.

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#surprisingly #solid #poop considering all the #beer I've been #drinking. #sisterinlaw house #travel #forgot #puttingtheTURDinSaTURDay

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A#beerpoop is supposed to come easily. Not today. #sideways at #sisterinlaw 's house #travel #Happy4thJuly

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#latenight poo from #dog & good #workpoop ~10am. But #highlight was the #pancake #son put in his #diaper soon as I got #home. #prouddad