Crappy McCartney

I complain a lot. Sometimes I'm funny. I watch sports. I like to give my two cents on many topics, whether you like it or not. So, follow me.

[Matthew McCartney @mccartney_matt]

May the 5th be with you. Am I right!
*high five*

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

“@CLICKerror: You. You. You. You’re all I think about.”

So kind. #blessed

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

I'm having trouble coming to terms with the shit I just took. #rank

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

Twitter. The spot before the shitter and the twatter.

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

#kony2014 @DedRok and I are bringing it back.

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

Fuck you, lip gunk.

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

Does anyone else's iPhone randomly vibrate for no reason? No? Just me? Ok then. #ios7problems

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

Girl: "I really like a guy who is close to his family" Me: "I still live with my mom!" Girl: No longer interested. Me: "But you said..."

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

@CallofDuty wow, you made a terrible game. Good job at sucking hard at your jobs.

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

@skyarmycamander fuckin hilarious.

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

Hey, @RockstarGames, you know what'd be great? If GTA V online worked properly for once. Thanks.

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

First of all, who the fuck is juicy j? And secondly, who the FUCK is juicy j? #jealous #pregnant

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

waking up to the news that I'm now pregnant with @therealjuicyj baby

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

Love when 39mb downloads take 15 minutes to complete. Canadian Internet speeds are awesome! #slowasfuck

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

The Great Gatsby has the strangest selection of music I've ever heard. #jayz #william #lanadelray #florencewelch #gotye

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

Anytime I hear the word "truculence", I just wanna punch someone in the head. Fuck I hate that word. #stupidword

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

Taylor! Wtf. I am waiting @taylorswift13 ... #single #canihaveyournumber

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

This title says it all. Crazy Ukrainians. Sad story though. #sexytime

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

Every time I see the word "breaking" I expect the word "bad" to follow it. Damn that was a good show. @BreakingBad_AMC #breakingbadproblems

[Crappy McCartney @crappymccartney]

Doctor grows a new nose on a mans forehead. Well, doctor "nose" best. Hahaha