Crash

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Me: How was everything tonight?

Customer with a spotless plate: I hated it

Me:

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@AlexCaruso @austinsprops @fitzcodder GREATEST GIVEAWAY LOCK OF ALL TIME

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@rfitzcodder @jaytatum0 I’m filling in Taber’s spot if he responds

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Is it too late to donate my ankle to Marcus Smart?

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Checked Instagram this morning and it saddens me to report that I contracted covid vicariously! Be careful folks 😷

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@SSpringstream @tabatabezz @dunklanmc @rfitzcodder

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@dunklanmc Seems like your bio needs to be switched cause you clearly don’t fully jag anymore

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Trump Scooby doo and
the mystery gang

🤝
Let’s get that
mask off

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I saw a guy today wearing a fedora, but no mask. Imagine being comfortable wearing a fedora, but not a mask....yikes

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@izzzzzz_ What a missed opportunity. You could’ve written a hit song about it

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@izzzzzz_ So he was a skater boy? She said “see you later, boy”?

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Depression before coronavirus was like minor league depression. This right here is the show.

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Now is a great time to squat in your dream house. Knock to check if it’s occupied and if not, you could be a homeowner in as little as 10 years!

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Tearing up to Whitney because I do in fact wanna dance with somebody

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Instead of setting an alarm I now set a timer counting down the minutes until it’s appropriate to go back to sleep

[Crash @crash_simonian]

My mom told me today she was disowning me because she heard through the grapevine that I didn’t post a picture of her on Instagram #HappyMothersDay

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

I’ve said this before and I’m always happy to be reminded: DON'T STOP LETTING PEOPLE NOT HELP.

[smi @smino]

that idea u had is still worth doin .

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@banlegholdtraps My ears will hear no peja slander

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Top 4 fav hoopers:
Steve Nash
Dwayne Wade
Peja Stojaković
A.I.

[dec @dunklanmc]

Top 4 fav hoopers:
Big Ticket
The Truth
Steve Nash
T-Mac
@banlegholdtraps @crash_simonian

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#MondayMotivation