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forever managing that tech

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@VenusGauff me! 🤠

[QTCinderella @qtcinderella]

I grew up in a dark place. I love my family and I’m grateful for the lessons I learned but I suffered a lot along the way. When I was in high school I saw a Craigslist ad of a farm looking to get rid of some puppies. I drove 2 hours in my beat up Acura and with my money saved from my retail job I bought my best friend. I named him Swift. He became a light that I never knew I could have.

I didn’t know what true love was before him. I had never had the chance to witness it. But I quickly learned the definition because of him. He held me thru breakups and hard ships. He held me when I lost my mom. He held me when I lost my identity. He held me when I couldn’t get up. Some struggles I’ve faced over the years made me wonder if I should be alive or if I should let myself go. But I always had a tether holding me. My beautiful boy who loved me unconditionally in a way that kept me here. Some days I didn’t even have it in me to get out of bed and Swift would remind me it’s time to get up. I have never loved anyone or anything the way I love Swift.

For 15 years he was the light of my life. The reason for my world. And now he’s not here. I don’t know how I’m going to survive.

For 15 years he was the first thing I saw in the morning and the last thing I saw before falling asleep.
When we would go for walks he wouldn’t watch the path he would turn back and constantly make sure I was still with him. What he didn’t know is I needed him as much as he needed me.

To say I’m heart broken is an understatement. I’m shattered down to my core. The only consistent love I’ve ever had in my life is gone. I would move mountains for Swift, and I promise I fucking tried. I’ve lost a part of my soul with him.

I wish I could do more. I wish I got more. I would give anything in the world right now to have him next to me. I’ve experienced a lot of grief in my life but this is a rare kind. I’ve loved Swift more than I loved myself on numerous occasions. I would do it all again. Every appointment, every cancelled plan, every adjustment in my schedule to make sure he got what he needed. I love that dog more than I love life itself. I hope he knows that. Thank you all for loving him too.

[Mike @hammerito]

this IPA tastes like I'm about to sing We Are Charlie Kirk

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@BillAckman oh no, won’t someone think of the billionaires?! 😢

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Two pilots appeared to make meowing noises and dog barks as they communicated with each other before air traffic control at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport called them out on Sunday.

"You guys, you need to be professional," an air traffic controller is heard saying.

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@PopBase @oliviarodrigo @geese_band

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@Megasnooop guess we gotta start the 2026 revival

[Jimmy D. @JimmyDPooper]

My magnum opus

[Movie Updates @movieupdates]

Crash Bash (2000)

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

Yo Spyro! Do a sweet kickflip or I'll continue to hold the eggs of your kin for ransom

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@newdorkmets he don’t got one song where he need to be doing all that

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@ellafranco_

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@Mets locking the train plush behind a separate membership instead of a gate giveaway 💔

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why would he do this to me

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@cenacharger the way he’s so nonchalant is so tuff

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guy who follows Glenn Beck for his musical career

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

I wrote this song to correct a lie told about conservatives: We’re not anti-immigration. LEGAL immigrants are often the best of us who embody America’s pioneer spirit.

On May 2, 2026, I want to make this clear. But I’ll need your help. I’m looking for 2 world-class singers to bring this song to life on Ellis Island.

Submissions will open soon! Find out more at https://t.co/s67usUBpGY

[Subaru Bummer @SighFieri]

I wish you would step back from that BREAD my friend.

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

It's been a long week. Please enjoy this timeline cleanse.

After the Wimbledon tournament each year, some of the 55,000 used tennis balls are upcycled into tiny shelters for harvest mice.

You're welcome.

[Matt @scriptumsent]

The time has come for the Milk Hotel to pick a side

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@Swag_K1RBY nah you leave simpsonwave out of this