cass

cooler in theory

[cass @crashkar]

kitten update thread

[cass @crashkar]

and you know i’ve always been a huge canes fan ever since june 4, 2026

[cass @crashkar]

no bc why did this exact situation happen to me and why was the random texan security guard so meeaann to meee

[diana🩷 @Pockicchi]

me, a canadian: hii is there a washroom?

americans: what.....? do you mean.... BATHroom........?

[Aaron 🇨🇦 @canuck5551]

Everyone knows I’ve been a longtime hardcore Carolina Hurricanes fan ever since May 29, 2026

[cass @crashkar]

interesting how it’s pokemon instead of pokewomon… makes you think

[cass @crashkar]

i am placing a curse on the vegas golden knights

[cass @crashkar]

why do good things happen to bad people (vegas in the scf)

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

edmonton, alberta

[cass @crashkar]

@Djninja116 thank youuuuuuu!!!

[cass @crashkar]

when did twitter get rid of the birthday balloons wtf

[cass @crashkar]

@TyMBelt 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

[cass @crashkar]

@JakeOAT thanks!!

[cass @crashkar]

who could have predicted this

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

The #Oilers have relieved head coach Kris Knoblauch & assistant coach Mark Stuart of their duties. https://t.co/K3GQq5GshP

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[cerise 🍒 @yfcherries]

Edmonton, Alberta

[cass @crashkar]

what a gorgeous man in his jc penney business casual

[cass @crashkar]

so a black suit huh…sigh

[met @2026MetGala]

Connor Storrie for Met Gala 2026

[cass @crashkar]

good job habs we’re all french now

[cass @crashkar]

@TyMBelt happy belated!! watched the oilers lose on ur behalf

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

EDM coach Kris Knoblauch says Connor McDavid and Jason Dickinson are game-time decisions