C.R.A.S.H.

el duderino | former indycar stooge 🏁 microsoft conspirator | airline bum | guitar perv
The Internet is where fools go for attention.
-Charles Barkley

[C.R.A.S.H. @crashopolis]

At the end of the day,
I'm glad to not be they.
Grab the guitar & play.
My My, Hey Hey.

[C.R.A.S.H. @crashopolis]

@JoeyBarnes85 Every flame eventually burns out.

[Hackguitarist @hackguitarist45]

🧐🥴

[Monkeyjunk11 @Monkeyjunk11]

💀💀

[Zion Brown @z10nbr0wn]

Scott Dixon said if you polled every #IndyCar driver, they’d vote to get rid of the hybrid system altogether.

[Matt Lantz @mattlantz]

A brilliant Texas-sized double rainbow after the rain moved through Parker County. 🤩

#ParkerCounty #Texas #dfwwx #txwx

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

1979, Chev Van.

[Fist Punch @FistPunch]

New Mike Pence painting is finally done 😆

[KC-10 Driver ✈️ 👨‍✈️ B-737 Wrangler @MCCCANM]

I need you all to crowdfund me.

[C.R.A.S.H. @crashopolis]

@500Indy1911 Did you know there is a warehouse full of those chairs & Culver Block bricks? I tried to get one of each & was denied.

[Thomsen419 @Thomsen419]

Captain Nice and The Captain @Team_Penske

[Marco Andretti @MarcoAndretti]

😎

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Even so Lord, come quickly.

[Bobbybollocks MP @Bobbybollocks2]

Good morning

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

John Daly: the undisputed king of one-liners 💀

[C.R.A.S.H. @crashopolis]

@BlackLabelAdvsr @BasedMikeLee This. Exactly.

[Parsa 🔥 @parsa755]

@DFWscanner Here’s the view from the top of Choctaw Stadium!

[DFW Scanner @DFWscanner]

The old Sheraton hotel in Arlington has been imploded. Raise your hand if you inhaled the dust cloud afterwards ✋🏻🤢