chris

25 | here to waste time // failed streamer

[chris @crashoutmark]

the person who spams your feed with jjk, invincible, and football. iswear im not a bot…
need friends on #league Coolplayer7#NA1

[chris @crashoutmark]

@eternaldoll777

[beanmouth strikes again @piperocktheory]

there was ONE director for this job and you went with fucking Ben Stiller

[chris @crashoutmark]

@pickleboy12345

[chris @crashoutmark]

@eternaldoll777 I missed the original post but Blue Box and Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You are both pretty good imo

[chris @crashoutmark]

i have the most white boy haircut rn of all time. look like i came straight out of an all american rejects album cover

[chris @crashoutmark]

@pickleboy12345 @eternaldoll777 maybe if you werent out here giving out all the recipes!

[chris @crashoutmark]

if you pick teemo your bad stop using ranged clutch and play a real champ that can do something if it be killing, tank, cc, split, literally anything else other than this dogshit

[chris @crashoutmark]

im so tired of teemos dawg im so deadass everyone SPAMS this champ low elo for the ranged into melee but this champ is so FUCKING USELESS WHAT DOES HE EVEN DO???????????????? STOP PICKING THIS CHAMP IN MY GAMES AND DOING NOTHING CANT DEFEND SPLITS PUSHES CANT 1V1 CANT DO ANYTHING

[chris @crashoutmark]

im so tired of teemos dawg im so deadass everyone SPAMS this champ low elo for the ranged into melee but this champ is so FUCKING USELESS WHAT DOES HE EVEN DO???????????????? STOP PICKING THIS CHAMP IN MY GAMES AND DOING NOTHING CANT DEFEND SPLITS PUSHES CANT 1V1 CANT DO ANYTHING

[chris @crashoutmark]

@eternaldoll777 im just posting wtvr fuckit

[chris @crashoutmark]

@eternaldoll777 @pickleboy12345 i like that meme😔

[chris @crashoutmark]

@shorty2kiss

[chris @crashoutmark]

why did no one warn me before i went and read all of and caught up to Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You that its a MONTHLY manga…

[chris @crashoutmark]

@cityluffytaro my goat

[chris @crashoutmark]

@vixeias yay congrats!

[chris @crashoutmark]

T1 did WHAT?! to GEN.G??

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[EF Comix @11975MHz]

There's a reason "redneck" is colloquial to the United States

And in all seriousness, if you decide to visit, say, the Mojave or other desert venues here, take sunscreen and PLENTY of water. It was just a few decades ago that a German family decided to drive out into the Mojave unprepared and they all ended up dead.

And if you decide to visit our forests, show up prepared with insect repellent especially in southeast forests. You don't want to be bitten by a Lone Star Tick. Also, keep in mind, unlike European forests, there isn't a village every few kilometers.

There isn't jack shit except for wildlife.

And for fuck's sakes, if you visit Yellowstone, DON'T GET ANYWHERE NEAR THE FUCKING BISON. THEY WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.

[chris @crashoutmark]

@totoroars whats the crime? enjoying a succulent drunk meal?

[chris @crashoutmark]

@teeaap

[chris @crashoutmark]

@Vallantsaf