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I’m just a cat

[crasl @crasl7]

Time to buy the bottom

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Bitcoin falls below $60,000, now down nearly -20% this month.

[crasl @crasl7]

Is this bullish? Sounds bullish to me.

[spoon @spoonmvn]

Introducing Saylor’s innovative new product: Digital Debt.

Basically, you buy his stock and now you owe the market interest.

[crasl @crasl7]

Insanely bearish #Bitcoin price prediction

The guy who posted this is not bullish

Look at October 2026

[shah @shahh]

Insanely accurate #Bitcoin price predictions

The guy who posted this does not miss

Look at October 2026

[crasl @crasl7]

Bullish

[Jacob King @JacobKinge]

BREAKING: MicroStrategy, $MSTR, announces it has bought 1,550 Bitcoin for an average price of $65,332.

This latest Bitcoin position is currently down over -$3.61 million.

[crasl @crasl7]

So bullish

[CryptoInferno @crypto1nfern0]

89,000

[Deso @DesoGames]

@Cryptadamist @arkham @Bitfinexed @JG_Nuke @ParrotCapital Both. If you click on the coins in their portfolio you get a wallet history per coin.

Their BTC holdings are the lowest they've been. It's a bit harder to determine for their ETH holdings since they swap so goddamn much. But BTC atleast is consistently tracked:

[crasl @crasl7]

Bitcoin is essentially a giant game of bullishness.

[Jacob King @JacobKinge]

Bitcoin is essentially a giant game of musical chairs.

As long as new players keep getting lured into the game, and stablecoins fraudulently print to rig prices upwards, the music keeps playing.

However, smart money has already been quietly heading for the exits for the last 6 months while retail investors are still being sold dreams of endless gains. Even Bitcoins biggest promoters, like Michael Saylor and Mark Cuban, are jumping ship. They know exactly what’s coming. The entire system depends on confidence, liquidity, and a constant flow of new naive buyers who are sold a pipe dream . Once that flow slows, the cracks become impossible to ignore.

The music is about to stop and, not everyone will find a chair. The quoted price will prove to be an illusion of liquidity, and many holders will discover there are far fewer real demand buyers than they imagined. The true price is far below even $10,000.

A major crash isn’t a matter of if, but when. If you’re holding Bitcoin or crypto, it’s best to cash in, because the next bloodbath is going to be brutal. Bookmark this.

[crasl @crasl7]

Remember when Tether jihadists said Tether never handles redemption?

This proves that’s all lies and Tether is fully backed and can handle a $1.1B outflow in a single day. Nothing else can have such unrivaled transparency. Full stop.

[Jacob King @JacobKinge]

BREAKING: Tether’s market cap has just plunged by more than $1.1 billion in a single day, its largest drop ever.

Remember, the entire crypto market is built on a foundation of fraudulent stablecoin-driven liquidity. As that liquidity is now contracting, significant downside WILL follow.

Bitcoin’s price will soon reflect this reality. Even maximalist Michael Saylor has admitted that he will soon sell his BTC. The only people left holding indefinitely are those who were conned into believing that Bitcoin actually has real value and that “HODLing forever” is a strategy.

[crasl @crasl7]

You see, he said “never sell YOUR Bitcoin”. Said nothing about not selling his

[Jacob King @JacobKinge]

Michael Saylor: “Never sell Bitcoin”

Michael Saylor 3 months later: *Sells millions worth of Bitcoin*

When can this space finally accept the fact that Saylor is a corrupt, sleazy, conman.

[crasl @crasl7]

BITCOIN = A HIGHLY BULLISH ASSET WITH UNRIVALED TRANSPARENCY

[Steve Hanke @steve_hanke]

Investors have recently yanked $2.8 billion from spot Bitcoin ETFs in the longest outflow streak since the funds were launched.

BITCOIN = A HIGHLY SPECULATIVE ASSET WITH ZERO FUNDAMENTAL VALUE.

[crasl @crasl7]

This is bullish. The coins he sells are gonna end up in even stronger hands who’s definitely not gonna sell

[𝐓𝐗𝐌𝐂 @TXMCtrades]

Truly hilarious that the "never sell your Bitcoin" guy has not only begun pivoting to selling, but it appears he's doing so below the company's cost basis.

[crasl @crasl7]

Sounds bullish

[Wazz @WazzCrypto]

So Saylor sold $MSTR to get money for $STRC dividends, then sold $STRC to buy Bitcoin, now spent the dividend money to buy back debt, and now needs to sell below his avg to get money for $STRC dividends?

Yeah this is the most retarded Ponzi I've ever seen

[crasl @crasl7]

Don’t know, but bad news are always bullish

[⚯ Michel de Cryptadamus ⚯ @Cryptadamist]

is this good

[crasl @crasl7]

@crypto1nfern0 But is it engineered for bullishness??

[crasl @crasl7]

Why is this so called Power Law so bearish. According to my model it should be $3.5M

[Joe Burnett, MSBA @IIICapital]

The Bitcoin Power Law model suggests BTC should be ~$163,500 today.

I suspect we are approaching a major rotation of capital into Bitcoin.

[crasl @crasl7]

Bullish

[Rho Rider @RhoRider]

⚠️ $USDT Tether briefly depegs to $0.98 on Coinbase, the biggest since 2022

[crasl @crasl7]

No better buy signal than this. Everything else is in a bubble except crypto which is supported by unrivaled transparency.

[Quinten | 048.eth @QuintenFrancois]

Crypto is getting obliterated by every other asset

[crasl @crasl7]

The a new bull run will start and bring the price to $7.75M based on my analysis of historical bullishness

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

People still refuse to believe that history is repeating and Bitcoin bitcoin:native is on the verge of collapse, despite the charts looking identical to 2022.

The bottom should be in October 2026 around $19,000

[crasl @crasl7]

SpaceX doesn’t have unrivaled transparency

[Deso @DesoGames]

It's now been a month+ since #Tether added $5 billion market cap and nobody cared.

SpaceX burns $4.3B in a quarter and everyone's up in arms but if an unaudited offshore counterfeiting operation does $5B in a literal 16 days before and after zero activity nobody gives a fuck.

[crasl @crasl7]

I don’t. I only believed in bullishness

[Quinten | 048.eth @QuintenFrancois]

Remember when we all believed in the global liquidity correlation