A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath, he asked,
"Please, may I hide under your skirt?
I'll explain later."
The nun agreed.
A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked,
"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied,
"He went that way."
After the Military Police ran off,
the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
"I can't thank you enough, sister.
You see, I don't want to go to war in Iran."
The nun said,
"I understand completely."
The soldier added,
"I hope I'm not being rude,
but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied,
"If you had looked a little higher,
you would have seen a great pair of balls...
I don't want to go to Iran either!"
5 years old - Dad knows everything!
7 years old - Dad knows.
10 years old - Maybe dad doesn’t know?!
12 years old - Dad doesn’t know.
14 years old - Dads gone crazy!
16 years old - Can’t take dad seriously.
18 years old - What does dad know?!
22 years old - Dads talking rubbish!
24 years old - I know more than dad!
26 years old - Dad seems to know some things after all.
30 years old - Think I should ask dad about this?!
40 years old - It’s amazing how dad went through all this!
45 years old - Dads been right all along.
50 years old - If dad was here, I could have learned a lot from him.
Your father is the only man who's proud to see you doing better than him.
My father passed away a few years ago and what Steve Harvey says here is SO TRUE
“When a man's father dies, he realizes that the one man who truly wanted him to be better than him is gone … When my daddy died, I didn't have nobody to say they was proud of me.”
Congrats to Coach Baker and the CHS Golf team as they qualified for District play next week as a team for the fourth straight season after a 3rd place finish at Sectionals today!
The Blue Devil Volleyball Season Opener is Saturday August 16th vs. the Columbus Grove Bulldogs starting at 10:00 AM with the freshman getting things going for the 2025 season!
Go Blue!
Carey Varsity golfed in the Seneca East Invitational at Clinton Heights today. The Devils placed 4th out of 11 teams with a team score of 351.
⛳️ Mullholand 80, 4th of 54 golfers
⛳️ Resendez 86, 14th
⛳️ Roberts 91
⛳️ McLaughlin 94
⛳️ Hertel 94
Blue Devils win the first N10 Shootout of the season with a team score of 155! Wynford came in second (159) and Upper in third (160).
Four Blue Devils are in the top 10!
⛳️ Mullholand 37
⛳️ Roberts 39
⛳️ Resendez 39
⛳️ Hertel 40
⛳️ McLaughlin 44
⛳️ Brooks 47
Tyrrell Hatton sank 3 Guinness’ prior to the start of The Open then opened with rounds of 68 and 69 to be T3 at -5. It sounds like he’s going to have a few more later too. Tyrrell on a Gunness diet will be a serious problem this weekend at Portrush 🍻