Cratchit Chris.

New account due to losing my original.
Spaghetti knitting supremo. Life's a gas.....and then it isn't.

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@TedUrchin @UKLabour "Comment on you like a ton of bricks"??? Surely this is a Hilda Ogden- esque slip??

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@LibbyTard17 Just walked past our local kids paddling pool, it's that hot there are kids floating in it. Add some carrots and veg and it's be a really good child stew.

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@TedUrchin @UKLabour Ted Urchin trolling for hits since.......

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@kennygfrederick If you're comparing anyone to Brown the bar is extremely low

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@TedUrchin @UKLabour Never mind Ted Fem Fresh tissues are on offer at Tesco, go treat yourself.

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@JohnSlinger @Keir_Starmer A spinless cunt leading spineless cunts. Unfortunately we'll be saddled with another Labour wet wipe when Burnham takes over.

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@GordonBrown He's moved you up from being the least popular PM in living history so you owe him that, now back in your box until the next Labour fuck up that you spring into action to meddle in.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Nah, fuck him and all those odious twats that fell over themselves to support him and who will now turn on the dough faced cnut.

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@ZackPolanski Yeah, the heat thing tends to be cyclical, it happens every 10-12 months and usually in the summer. Put some shorts in, have an ice pop and chill the fuck out you unelected wet wipe.

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@TedUrchin @UKLabour You're the wrong age and nationality.....Starmer's not going to shag you mate.

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@patmcfaddenmp There's a reason Labour don't win a majority very often, because you are a bunch of self serving cunts who shouldn't be anywhere near Govt.

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@bphillipsonMP Not one mention of his relationship with the UK public....now let the bitterness and infighting begin.

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@mbroschools Yeah, about that "we"..... Hope he resists and the in-fighting is vicious. It will rip the Labour Party to pieces, they'll end up like the Tories, just watching from the sidelines for a decade or more. Delicious.

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@AvonandsomerRob Dave Edmunds - Queen of Hearts apparently, tied with The Pistols - Pretty Vacant and Simmer Down - The Wailers.....

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@fillypepper Stop electing cunts to positions of power. Sorted.

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@MichaelPayneUK He's still a cunt tho' mate.

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@Anna_Soubry Stop electing cunts to positions of power, problem solved.

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@BurnsideWasTosh Maybe, with a bit of a rest and some time on his hands he'll be able to give her a thorough seeing to.........then again, maybe not.

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@TedUrchin Kim Jong says he's ready to go more moderate and centrist so probably worth a punt.

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@bmay The phrase is "Starmerfroider" the need to replace a totally inept PM with another totally inept PM. Labour the gift that keeps on giving.