Crawdad Man

[Crawdad Man @crawdadwrangler]

Is a mounds bar just a female almond joy

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i love tan lines

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I gave so many mice so many cookies last night

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I’m about to be so chalant in key west

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Is it more offensive or more flattering to tell a girl that you want to come on her glasses

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Playing sexual chess today

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Apparently just because you say muah kiss you on your forehead doesn’t make it ok to do it

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If you scroll enough on Snapchat you’ll find failures #neversatisfied

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One thing about @crawdadwrangler
I will always be promiscuous

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Slapping the bag of wine saying good girl

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All these girls on insta, stop trying to be artsy and show me your knockers

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Leaving this place worse than I found it

[fish out of water @spidafish]

Bird with no wings
Fly with no wall
Cow with no grass to graze

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I need to be put down

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I know hello kitty gives mean throat

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Shopping at food lion is the blackest thing about me

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My body quitting. Not a matter of if, a matter of when #ballislife

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Every second you aren’t running, I’m getting closer

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Turning girls sober since 2021

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@spidafish Yup, it’s never been more over than it is rn