Jeff Crawford

All opinions are my own and all my opinions are right.

[Moeen 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @JackOfAllSpaces]

The real debate is Messi (18-28) vs Messi (28-38).

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

This was FOURTEEN years ago btw

[433 @433]

𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐋. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐌 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐘. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐘 𝐈𝐍 𝐈𝐓. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐘. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐈𝐍. 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃. 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐌𝐄. ⚽⚽

He's the 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 𝗖𝗨𝗣'𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟-𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘𝗥, but he's SO MUCH MORE than that.

Argentina qualify for the knockouts 🇦🇷

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

The GOAT stands alone.

MESSI BECOMES THE ALL-TIME LEADING GOALSCORER IN MEN’S FIFA WORLD CUP HISTORY 🇦🇷

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

ABSOLUTE GOOSEBUMPS AS THE ENTIRE STADIUM SINGS 'TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS' WITH THE USMNT PLAYERS AFTER THE WIN AGAINST AUSTRALIA

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
❤️❤️❤️

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

PUNCHING OUR TICKET. 👊

[Daniel @danielgothits]

I don’t care how busy you are, sit down and watch every Argentina game in the world cup

We will never see someone like Messi ever again

can’t think about it too much or I’ll get sad

[Jeff Crawford @crawf_drop]

No one does it like KeaneO man

[MUN 🇵🇹🇲🇦 @manunitednation]

Roy Keane when Gary Neville's form was affected by him having "relationship issues". 🤣🤣
Proper man's man Roy.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

It's June 2026 and Lionel Messi is still the best player in the world, man.

WTF. 😭

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

The elation of watching a Messi golazo will forever be unmatched for me. Enjoy every second of him.

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

Lionel Andres Messi Cuccittini plays football tonight

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

Americans are finding out in real time what the World in World Cup actually means.

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

THE CUP RUNS THROUGH CAROLINA

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

THE EUROPEAN MIND IS STARTING TO COMPREHEND.

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

World Cup assists:

3 — Christian Pulisic
2 — Cristiano Ronaldo

[Jeff Crawford @crawf_drop]

Friendly reminder the greatest soccer player of all time is 5’6” 145lbs and slightly autistic. Fun argument but no merit

[Frank Michael Smith @frankmikesmith]

My USMNT starting 11 if our athletes played soccer since birth

4-3-3

ST: Mike Vick
RW: Odell Beckham Jr.
LW: Tyreek Hill
CM: Allen Iverson
CM: Antonio Brown
CDM: Mookie Betts
LB: Russell Westbrook
CB: Calvin Johnson
CB: Jalen Ramsey
RB: Anthony Edwards
GK: LeBron James

***using actual soccer players not allowed here

[Jeff Crawford @crawf_drop]

5 commercials during hydration break… Criminals @FIFAWorldCup

[𝐍𝐚𝐮𝐭 @nautfcb]

not a single player in europe plays that pass

[john @john_wilddog]

my timeline is 100 morbillion angry europeans in europe going all I HATE THE WORLD CUP IN AMERICA I HOPE THE US DIES!!! and 1 single german guy actually inside the country going all "yippie!!! this is so fun i love america :)"