Sonita Susu

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

My friend was very excited to tell me about Peking duck, only to find out they're musicians, not food

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

My uber account has been hacked and somebody is taking very expensive rides

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

Just went all corporate and did a marketing presentation with a board wtf

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

It's always gelato weather

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

Feeling real social today.

[Roy Molloy @MarvelousCrane]

Pouring one* out** for*** my homies****

* some tapwater
** in
*** to
**** houseplants

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

All I want is a pet parrot

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

Pharrell ruined daft punk. I'm sorry

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

Uber driver is playing "drive" by the cars

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

Lactose free milk is fucking horrible

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

Help, my candle wicks are drowning

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

Just purchased a gum tree on gumtree lol

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

Pens. They are never returned

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

Seeing the liberal party dance to daft punk was worse than Elaines dance on Seinfeld

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

To my growing strawberries, soon I will eat you

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

Really truly just dropped my phone three stories out the window and this lady was about to run off with it

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

I don't trust same day dry cleaning

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

I'm a bloody Volvo driver

[Sonita Susu @crawfish_intern]

Someone's been growing weed at the farm and now dads pissed