professional h8r.

a professional hater.

[Cookie @mirasolariss]

sometimes kissing and dry humping is so hotter than sex

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[solé @layxsnv]

“Wtf was I bout to look up?”

[MS.YB$🐍 @toriii4x]

man I know how to blow some fucking money😭

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

Yes, I think adults need to be forced to say please and thank you too.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

me because I am not afraid to go alone and actually enjoy my own company

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

As a man , why are you FAT?

You don’t menstruate. You don’t have hormonal issues. You don’t have PCOS. You don’t carry children.

So why are you fat? Why are your breasts hanging?

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Girls will survive abuse, heartbreak, grief, and unspeakable tragedies and still navigate through the world with kindness and compassion, but one minor inconvenience in a man's childhood and he spends the rest of his life terrorizing and poisoning everyone around him

[Nora❦ @hiscoraline]

i was shocked to discover that there are some people who actually can't visualize images when reading a book coz for me, an entire movie is playing out in my head with the perfect cast

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A photographer captured a weasel riding on the back of a green woodpecker

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m part of the generation that saw a full set go from $25 to $127😭

[Ezzy @ezzyskii]

Seth Rogen invented a rolling tray

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

i’m so glad his characters look nothing alike cause i would not be able to watch him on screen if all i saw was his character from Lovely Bones

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

First born daughters.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood.

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫�� @sunnkssdseraph]

The only acceptable reason to have kids is that you want to nurture and care for another being.
That's it. That's all of the good reasons. Not because you want someone to take care of you in your old age, not because you want them to take on a certain career, to give you grandkids, to further your religion. None of that. To bring a child into this world with expectations makes it unethical to have one, it lays the foundation for emotional blackmail; as in, 'I brought you into this world and raised you, had you for this reason so give me that happiness'. No one owes you anything for the things you do out of your own will for your own sake, not even your children.