Cray Crayfish

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

Dear #MAFSAU producers ... next season please hire more experienced and better actors and less keen screen writers. The story is exaggerated, over keen and terribly executed. I want to pretend I believe this shit and you’re ruining it for me. Cheers. #MAFS

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

@colonelkickhead have you seen this?

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

Adrian’s prior “dismissed” domestic violence charges say it all…
“Seizure” … sure thing buddy!
#MAFS #MAFSAU

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

@EndemolShineAU @MarriedAU you’ve failed women… despite being declared innocent, there are too many red flags here for any sensible person/company to allow this person on a coupling television show!

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

@Foxtel I NEED A SECOND SERIES TO ANSWER THE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!!!

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

Ohhh look… it’s boring in a photo

#MAFSAU #MAFS

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

U know what, Jacks a knob, but he’s an upfront knob… Johnno is the most dangerous type of knob, he’s a knob in sheep’s clothing #MAFSAU

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

Hey Eden, I know how u can make it up to Jayden… watch while he fucks your best friend … it’s the fake crying for me 😂 #MAFSAU #MAFSAU

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

Jayden… like we didn’t already know… but yeah…

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

Tori “oh that’s sad” … like anyone believes she actually has a heart

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

Tori is a low level admin nothing who has “grown her career” without any actual experience or qualifications but is so insecure she’s trying to sell her self worth on TV… guess what babes, you came out looking like the shit you are as well as a dumb doormat 🤣 #MAFSAU #MAFS

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

Jayden is a man child… Team Timothy… Jayden mind ya own business and go ask to fuck ya partners friends while she watches #MAFSAU

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

It’s no wonder Johnno and Ellie wound up together, they’re both destined to be boring as fuck together… like seem like lovely people, but fuck me I won’t be inviting them to any fun parties #MAFSAU #MAFS

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

Because $10 says in the reunion when they play the old footage… this will be in there 🤞#MAFSAU

[Nez @fraggle73]

Why didn’t they just roll the footage from the intimacy workshop with Alessandra?

#mafs #mafsau

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

Jack: I’m ashamed, I’ve lost sleep over it…
Jack:

#MAFSAU

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

John calling out ALL the men in the experiment should be the norm!
The likelihood of men standing and doing nothing while a girl’s sexually assaulted by their loud mouth mate is more common than you realise!

The “bro code” mentality in toxic situations needs to end. #MAFSAU

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

#teamtim
#rescuetim
#sarah-is-a-c-u-next-tuesday

#MAFS #MAFSAU

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

I can confirm, the shit I did this morning had more integrity and a higher likelihood of becoming famous than Collins. #MAFSAU #mafs

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

@colonelkickhead Man I’m half an hour behind and belligerently angry at Collin’s just based on your tweets 🤣

[Colonel Kickhead @colonelkickhead]

FUCK OFF Collins.....I hope you get fired, and if any TV network is stupid enough to even go near giving you any more TV time I will dedicate myself to making their life miserable. You came on for attention, you've had it...and you should get no more EVER! #MAFS #MAFSAU

[Cray Crayfish @craycrayfish69]

Listen, Collin’s is a fucking idiot, but Natalie is literally a child… neither of them are mature enough to date let alone be married. #MAFSAU