Lochsmith

I'm a lochsmith and I'm a lochsmith. Proud owner of the Super Mario Bros movie on DVD

[KAK 2 @allenvonghornet]

The endpoint of a lot of newgen progs/queers online is just this. “Accountability” is a larp, this is hatred for “males”. These women are pushing “trans women are too male brained to understand women’s issues” and to get this they realized it has to be in a woke scoldy way.

[foreskin frank🆘(my name is Andi NOT frank) @nyaqueef]

This was the Only good thing that came out of me working at walgreens

[Lochsmith @CrayLochsmith]

@horsememeworld Thanks for all the laughs. I hope you keep the account up for archival reasons

[ALBION @TRAIN_DERAILER]

A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS:

-"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..."

-"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN."

-"w-h-"

-"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES."

-"i don't u-"

-"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

The Best of William Friedkin's Cruising Commentary

[Frogzone🔞🐸 (bsky/discord/ptrn) @frogzone_art]

i even made a handy little graph

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

I used to have gay/trans flags on my car. Got pulled over twice in a week for matching the speed of traffic. Took the flags off, never got pulled over again

[アニメ「ルパン三世」公式 @lupin_anime]

アニメ「ルパン三世 PART2」（1977年）より、『ルパン三世のテーマ』をはじめとする楽曲を多く手がけられた作曲家・ジャズピアニストの大野雄二さんが5月4日にご逝去されました。
長年のご活躍への感謝と共に、お悔やみを申し上げます。
ありがとうございました。

[Kars @KaroshiMyriad]

Jazz musician Yuji Ohno passed away peacefully on May 4 at 84 years old due to old age.

Debuting in the 1960's, he has since produced many works and is most famous for composing for the Lupin III series.

Space Adventure Cobra, The Inugami Family, Proof of the Man, Nebula Mask Machineman, and many more series were composed by Ohno.

https://t.co/XrwWymfF9W

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

Experimental post: The Time 5-Year-Old Supper Mario Broth Thought Luigi Was a Cryptid
I share a story from my personal life about the first time I encountered Luigi at the age of 5. Due to a combination of factors, I was unprepared for him and ended up believing he was a cryptid.

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

I’ve been banging this drum but I’ll bang it again: how are admissions so hypercompetitive that 1600 is no guarantee but at the same time everything everyone says about incoming cohorts is that they’re incompetent and reliant on AI to do basic intellectual work

[MK, Ultra victim @MKaylaUltra]

Boomer faces possibility of paying rental prices that Millenials/Gen Z have known their whole lives and promptly shoots himself

[Duc de Vinny (comms open) @DucDeVinny]

Nolan managed to do human-made AI visuals

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

We need to persecute Bluesky moderators.

[killer8inthehood @Dagovuo02]

accidentally liked a right-wing post half an hour ago and now I have this on my tl

[cocon @cocon265654]

old one

[Lew 🐯🔥 @riskylew]

We live in a LARP society. All of their body language, mannerisms - the childlike thrill of getting to aimlessly yell "MOVE MOVE MOVE" like a Call of Duty NPC - have been laser-ingrained into their brains from decades of FPSs + action movies where they're all the main character.

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

Noticing that in videos from Ukraine the soldiers on both sides just keep looking younger and scrawnier

[ham@s shiny colors @Noontide108]

WW2 is one of the most prominent examples of history being written by the losers.