Caryn Elizabeth

Always delicious, not necessarily nutritious 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

It only took another 4 years, but I learned how to do my taxes at least.

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

In light of recent events, I guess it’s time to replace this useless and awful knowledge with an ability to do my taxes…

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

In light of recent events, I guess it’s time to replace this useless and awful knowledge with an ability to do my taxes…

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

@PATHTrain I don’t pay $3.25 a ride for AI to respond to customer tweets…

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

@PATHTrain ‘overnight’ schedule should not last until 10am. We are fully into our days already. What teenager are you catering this to? We have places to be and need a train more than once a 15 minutes without stopping at every stop.

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

How am I JUST discovering the joy that is @AbbottElemABC?

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

I have pet 3 dogs this morning and I haven’t left my building yet. Is this my sign to bring my #dogsipetonmycommute series back?

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

What can I do to get @hankgreen on the next season of Taskmaster?

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

I just heard someone say that Jersey City reminds them of Boston and it makes me question if they’ve ever been to Boston before…

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

Can someone teach me how to slick back? It seems like it should be simple and yet I look like a 12-year-old boy.

[ADDICTED @ADDICTEDGAMBLES]

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[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

With what @NASCAR_Xfinity showed us @JebBurtonRacing won the #AgPro300, just saying 🤷🏼‍♀️ #badcall #showmetheangles #Talladega

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

@danielfarish Honestly it sounds like Jeb knows more about angles than NASCAR making that call 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

And while the employees could have provided better service, the infrastructure @dominos has given them is setting them up to massively fail their customers. #pizzafail #neverbuyingagain #trashpizza

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

I knew not to expect high quality from @dominos but this is an all time low. Advertising that I’ll get my order in 24-45 minutes and it taking over 2 hours and my order being wrong and cold is outrageous! And when I submit a claim to get my money back, I get almost nothing.

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

Is it just me or does anyone else think that paying $12 to go 1 stop on @NJTRANSIT is waaaaay overpriced?

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

Hide yo kids, hide yo cats apparently 🤷🏼‍♀️ #PresidentialDebate l

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

I’ve never appreciated the mute button on my tv more than when @realDonaldTrump starts talking.

[Caryn Elizabeth @crayonmajor]

@mallorybranca I was on the verge of tweeting this and I’m glad I’m not alone on this one.

[Amy @inspiredzone]

“She’s a Marxist!”
God, I wish #HarrisWalz2024