Nathan Hugh Robert

Comedian | writer. Instagram:

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

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Nathan Hugh Robert

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

Ignore this.

I'm only tweeting this so comedy room runners can find a photo of me for their poster, when they search "Nathan Hugh Robért".

Realistically, they won't know how to put the accent on the e, and search "Nathan Hugh Robert".

Either way, I've got them covered.

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

Anyone else given up on building an empire?

#RiseAndGrindToAHault

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

I don’t know what’s worse:

The fact a guy on my Facebook spent his entire day live-streaming himself smoking weed

Or the fact I spent my entire day watching a guy smoking weed on Facebook Live

At least he was high, whereas I was in fact pretty low.

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

I don’t trust people who tuck their ears into their hats. I just think they have got something to hide.
(I suspect it’s their ears).

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

Sometimes life gets really overwhelming, and I feel like I am staring down the barrel of gun. And then other times I feel like I am staring down the barrel of a massive wave in Hawaii, and I am a pro surfer; and I feel great.

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

Capitalism is a bongo drum circle: most people don’t want to partake, in the end everyone does, and it’s mainly for the benefit of a few overly enthusiastic white guys.

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

Climate change is like Scott Morrison’s hairline: he knows it’s a problem but he’s doing very little about it.

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

KFC have really ruined the song ‘I Love It’, for me. But I am going to carry on listening to it, because I DON’T CARE, I LOVE IT.

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

Got my first music journo piece published.
It touches on wealth inequality, ecological meltdown and even @hillsongunited
https://t.co/008SfprZEX

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

I helped edit this, only a marginal amount, but enough to say: "I helped edit this". It's about electric vehicles, and how the Australian government is ensuring you won't be able to afford one😑Watch it and tell me if I made any mistakes
https://t.co/dafzL1MpjQ

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

Sometimes I think we going to get on top of the climate crisis. Then I remember that one of our of main responses is the keep cup.

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

I hate comedians that laugh at thr own jokes. It’s like a musician cheering for themselves after they play their own song. Can u imagine if Eric Clapton applauded for himself every time he finished playing his own song? No you can’t but he should bcos it would b a brilliant pun.

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

Current conundrum: splash out out on the four ply, or invest in haemorrhoid cream? Please help.

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

I am glad Zayn Malik got a fade after he left One Direction. At least it prepared him for what happened to his music career. #fade

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

The people who say “Why are we accepting more refugees when we have already the homeless to worry about?” are exactly the people who don’t give a f#ck about the homeless.

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

Elon Musk looks like the type of guy who still listens to My Chemical Romance.

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

I really hope Casey Neistat is not still making a video a day.

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

Shoutout to all the guys who still hang their pants low

[Nathan Hugh Robert @crayonmania]

Those few seconds between saying goodbye and clicking “leave meeting” on Zoom feel like a lifetime. #Zoom #COVID__19