Maureen

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

My Valentine know the way to my heart and brought home @ChipotleTweets yay! The rice is undercooked and crunchy. Boo! #buzzkill #comeonchipotle what is someone supposed to do with that?

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

@jimmyfallon As kids in the 80s we sang, “Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.” Not really the romantic message Paul Young was going for. #MisheardLyrics

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

@janashortal More zzzzzzs.....

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

@WCCO

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

Want to win 4 tickets to Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood LIVE! Part of the Fam? I just entered to win and you can too. https://t.co/Y98MvMDi1Y

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

@target drive up drama part 3. Called store whoops someone put my second bag on the floor. They can’t do anything over the phone so I have no choice but to drive the 30 mins back to the store to fix this. I needed these things for tomorrow. #unacceptable #somad #goingtowalmartnow

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

My saga with @Target drive up continues. Waited 1/2 hr in my car for my order, got home to see that I was charged but not given half my order. Missing around $60 of merc. @target how are we going to fix this? #yesyourebusy #dontpromisewhatyoucantdeliver #t1 #targettroubles

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

Been in the drive up at @Target for over 20 minutes with no help. Called the store operator twice and still no luck. I know it’s busy but this is unacceptable. #waytodtoptheball #abouttocancelmyorder #nothappy

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

@janashortal Struggling with the same no matter how much I clean and set traps. Learned they lay like 100 eggs a day each so no matter how many traps you set new ones are coming. I just may have to burn down the house and start over. #fruitfliesbedamned

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

@mnstatefair My sister already turned around and went home. She missed the one parking lot entrance on Como with with one sign with one volunteer standing in front of said sign. Called me frustrated with a screaming 3yo in the backseat upset they were going home. #bummer #nominidonutstoday

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

That was a refreshing 5 hours of interrupted sleep said no parent ever. #lifewithkids #parent #havekidstheysay #itllbefuntheysay #passthecoffee

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘I can think of nothing more American.’ — Beto O'Rourke — the man taking on Ted Cruz — brilliantly explains why NFL players kneeling during the anthem is not disrespectful

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

@PaulFletcher971 my investment in the new format will be directly linked to the amount of @JohnMayer that is played. #thatisall #Cities971 #happyyoureback

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

@kare11 @KrisLaudien @alicialewisKARE @KrisLaudien will never truly be Minnesotan then I guess. 🤷‍♀️ #whatsnotolike #mightyducksforthewin #minnesotakid #everyonecouldrelate

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

Is Carla from @thechew the voice of a hawk on Lion Guard?#onlyamomwouldnotice #lifewithlittles #ineedahobby #nycjune2018

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

@Scott_Gilmore I signed up to be a teacher not a prison guard.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

"If we ban guns they will just find another way."

Then let them find another way. Let them try to kill dozens in a matter of minutes with a goddamn butter knife. Let them hurl stones. Let's force mass murders to get creative as hell. Because I'm tired of it being easy for them.

[Maureen @crayonsandcaff]

@CNN to state Haab’s heroism wasn’t needed is grossly inappropriate and offensive. Though the gunman didn’t enter his room he helped dozens of kids from fleeing to other unsafe spaces. Rewrite to honor this student and many others wise beyond their years. https://t.co/AJXgRyaI9u

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Betsy DeVos, the least qualified Education Secretary in history, has:

- Presided over 17 school shootings (& denied gun safety measures)
- Enriched herself off student loans
- Dropped protections for sexually assaulted students

And HER feelings are hurt? How about our kids? https://t.co/4h9pEQeB2f

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

All of us are called to commit ourselves to protecting minors in the digital world.