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Just here for the banters

[Pemisire @crayune]

So the divource literally has nothing to do with anyother thing apart from Finances ? well she deserve it cos shes the one that sleep with random people

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Lena the Plug has filed for divorce from Adam22 and is seeking custody of their 5-year-old daughter

She says she's only getting $3,000 monthly in spousal support and has no access to their finances

[k ⁶³❤️‍🔥⁴⁷ @kwandsssssss]

a buyback clause when we sold him to middlesborough who then sold him to villa? i’m sure

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Enrique Riquelme: “If I win the elections, I will bring to Real Madrid a superstar manager. The biggest manager you can imagine”.

“José Mourinho is not our manager. We will get the one all Real Madrid fans really want”.

[Pemisire @crayune]

Let’s even pretend this is true. How the fuck you going to play Mbappe,Vini and Haaland in the same team ? Omo Madrid go too suffer ehn. With thier midfielder who can’t create chances

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Enrique Riquelme said the TRUTH tonight.

He has reached a FULL AGREEMENT with Erling Haaland and Alf-Inge Haaland, bypassing agent Rafaela Pimienta.

Riquelme had a DIRECT meeting with them last Saturday in Marbella. @EduAguirre7

[Pemisire @crayune]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 that guy is a clown

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ EXCLUSIVE: Erling Haaland’s father Alfie and agent Rafaela Pimenta clarify Real Madrid agreement reports.

“All very entertaining but NOT true. We wish all the best for both candidates in the Real Madrid elections”.

Exclusive statement from Alfie Haaland & Rafaela Pimenta.

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Need him to get elected because when this doesn’t happen it will be the funniest shit ever

[Pemisire @crayune]

Yeah because that’s exactly what Madrid need dumbass

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨🚨 Enrique Riquelme: “My SUPERSTAR signing is ERLING HAALAND!”

[Pemisire @crayune]

wtf is this ?

[baloo @davekingNL29]

They say penis size is related to shoe size which makes the fear of getting raped by a clown much scarier.

[Pemisire @crayune]

LMAO

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Love Island USA’ contestant Sean Reifel was called out by a local mayor for leaving his job to be on the show:

“We paid thousands of taxpayer dollars to send him to the police academy... I never thought I’d see the day where reality show participation wins out over being a police officer.”

(https://t.co/YbPvQGWmDq)

[Pemisire @crayune]

What a dough bag

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The YouTuber who was found guilty of killing his pregnant girlfriend while using a pre-recorded GTA stream as an alibi has been sentenced to life imprisonment

Stephen McCullagh will serve a minimum term of 31 years

[MrGeorgeSmiley1905 @GeorgeSmileyOBE]

Welcome Jason to Chelsea…

[Pemisire @crayune]

7 games and they want to sell him for 20m lol must be nice

[Naija Ballers @9ja_Ballers]

Brighton and Hove Albion will face stiff competition from Stade Rennais as the battle for the signature of AIK starlet, Zadok Yohanna.

Zadok Yohanna who has played 7 games and scored 2 goals and assisted twice in the 25/26 season.

[Pemisire @crayune]

This one is Jackson of winger

[@UPCHELSEAmw @UPCHELSEAmw]

Bring him to Chelsea, i have seen enough

[Pemisire @crayune]

I don’t think he has played up to 20 first team game

[Above average ༆🍁 @tooeasytheysaid]

@crayune Too much?

[Clearlakesoldier#1 @Advitiya2907]

Ok mate

[Pemisire @crayune]

20m? Loool

[GNB OFFICIAL @GHNaijaBallers]

🚨🇳🇬 Brighton emerging favorites to sign Zadok Yohanna from AIK.

The Swedish club is expecting a fee around €20Million.

[GNF SULTAN🥷⏳🤍 @GNFSULTAN]

😭😭😭

[𝖩𝗈𝗁𝗇 𝖫𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗉𝗈 🇨🇩 @johnling]

Cet adolescent Sénégalais 🇸🇳 peut apprendre gratuitement à Brahim Díaz comment tirer un penalty. ⚽️😅

Il est tellement calme et serein. 😳👏🏾

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

How bad of a sex addiction must you have to come up with a take like this

[Pemisire @crayune]

This one think say na community shield

[Mr. Arsenal @AzengaMoses]

69 years of European supremacy. From 2026 to 2094, the Champions League has a permanent resident: North London. COYG!"🔴⚪️🏆