"𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤOFF MY LAWN ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤYOU LILY-LIVERED PUNK! ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

https://t.co/Lu4lkNAn50

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

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Looking back at the sleeping drakalops. He grimaced. That should’ve been him! He worked his butt off today, and now he’s putting in extra hours! In a fit, he threw his military hat to the side.

He huffs before picking up his weapon, resuming his guard watch.ㅤㅤ

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["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

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❝ Urghh… ❞ ㅤㅤ

The yordle stretched, pulling his weapon down for a moment. Being on night watch was the most difficult thing for him. Skaarl was supposed to be on watch tonight, but she decided to not nap earlier today.
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["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

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gripping onto his scales ㅤㅤ

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[ᅠ 𝓐𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝓢𝐨𝐥. @T0THECOSM0S]

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Shakes them away.
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["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

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jumps on ㅤㅤ

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[ᅠ 𝓐𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝓢𝐨𝐥. @T0THECOSM0S]

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It's quiet. He can finally sit down and rest.
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["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

@T0THECOSM0S pet. ‘M gonna make you a pet!

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

I’ll just shoot him! And eat him then I’ll tame you into my new pet!

[ᅠ 𝓐𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝓢𝐨𝐥. @T0THECOSM0S]

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You are asking for me to release him .ᐣ you're so dead, little yordle.
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["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

No it doesn’t!

[ᅠ 𝓐𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝓢𝐨𝐥. @T0THECOSM0S]

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It has a kill count way higher than you.
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["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

I hope it dies

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

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loud groaning ㅤㅤ

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["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

@BEASTBASTARD // I MISSED IT! Happy belated birthday then from a gremlin.

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

Scratches ass

[Nightmare Freddy @NightmareFre_]

Oh....my ass is big....

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

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❝ I would’ve THROW A KNIFE AT YER SKULL IF I COULD! ❞ ㅤㅤ

Clawing at the other arms and its intensity increase as the longer he kept in his hold.
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[· · ─ ⸝⸝ 𝓑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝓜𝐀𝐍 ‍‍. @BEASTBASTARD]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀irritation fueling his rage as he rattled him up in the air，shouting.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 〟to hell with that * 𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐋𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ that ain't even an excuse ，you were just lookin' for a reason to throw rocks at me .ᐟ〝
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["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

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eventually he somehow swallows the brick??

❝ —urp.. oh damn. that shit wasn’t seasoned. ❞ ㅤㅤ

❝ CAUSE! You stepped on grass blade #72,638 when I was wasn’t looking! ❞ ㅤㅤ

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[· · ─ ⸝⸝ 𝓑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝓜𝐀𝐍 ‍‍. @BEASTBASTARD]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀〟how the *𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 are you still ( 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 ) .&& why are you here ?! 〝
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[ᅠ ͟ 、‍ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ‍ ݁ ݁ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝗞𝐀͜͡ˢ̲𝑒┈┈𝗧𝙾͜͡𝘕. @azakanahunt]

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ᅠ ⠀ 𝖎 ⠀ ⠀ 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 ⠀ ݁ ⠀ 𓍚 ⠀ ⠀𝚂𝐀͜͡𝚅𝐄
ᅠ ︵ ﹐ ⠀ 🩸⠀ 𝐲͟𝙾U͜͡ —͇ ⠀ * ݁‍ 𝒇𝑟𝑜𝑚 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
ᅠ ⠀ ⠀————— ⠀ ⠀ ┄ ͟ 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 .ᐟ
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["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

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choking nosies, flailing his arms around ㅤㅤ

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[· · ─ ⸝⸝ 𝓑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝓜𝐀𝐍 ‍‍. @BEASTBASTARD]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗀𝗋𝖺𝖻𝗌 him by the throat⠀⎯ shoves rock after rock in his mouth .& 𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄𝗌 his jaw closed with his other hand .
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["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

Throws bricks at @BEASTBASTARD

["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

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punching a tree ㅤㅤ

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["𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅" 𝙆𝑙𝑒d @crazedgeneraI]

i shoot anyone