Hazel

Sometimes I write things. Sometimes I just sleep. She/her

[JM Lorite @JM_Lorite]

Hello...it's my birthday!! (31, I feel old haha)
As an artist there is no greater gift you can give me than a RT of my work, thank you very much for your support! I hope to show you more art for many years to come!

[Hazel @crazelcat]

Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!

[Hazel @crazelcat]

@Brainmage I don't have any medals, but please accept this hideous pic someone took of myself and team not being ready to be photographed. This isn't an outtake, this is the version of us they posted to socials. We all had a giggle at us, so feel free to as well.

[Ed Fear @edfear]

Murder by Numbers is now COMPLETELY FREE on the Epic Games Store until 27/07!

Please tell all your friends and shout it from the rooftops - we'd love as many people as possible to play our weird little camp love-letter to 90s detective shows, Picross, and Phoenix Wright 🤖🔍🕵️‍♀️

[Michael Witwer @MikeWitwer]

BOOK GIVEAWAY! I’ll be giving away TWO SIGNED COPIES of our NYT Bestselling #DnD Heroes’ Feast cookbook. To enter: Follow, Like and RT. Winners announced 7/28/23 and non-winning entries will be carried over to the next book giveaway!

[Hazel @crazelcat]

@Mike_Haracz This cake looks delicious and delightful! How lucky are we to have the option of buying lovely cake whenever we like #blessedbycake

[Hazel @crazelcat]

@RomGothSam @Wangleberry @Scriblit @MisterABK I want a list! Please, I love lists and haunted houses.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

Kevin McCarthy
wants to be Speaker who sits in the chair at the front
but he's a c*nt

[Ryan Hollinger @ryanhollinger]

⛄️ N E W V I D E O ⛄️

Make my Xmas special and watch my last video on 2022. I decided to just have fun and talk about two terrible films about a killer mutant snowman!

My review of JACK FROST (and its sequel)
https://t.co/gkKF2p8j4F

Comments and retweets for the YT overlords!

[Hannah 🌟 queerlayaan #93 @hirayacreates]

(🎶 on)

[Riff Conner 🐀 @rifflesby]

We made a NEW LOATHING GAME it is on steam and you can buy it and PLAY IT RIGHT NOW

and also it's my birthday in 3 days so if everyone who saw this RTd it and posted to wherever you're evacuating twitter to, that would be a pretty good birthday present https://t.co/G679h3f5n9

[Zara Alfonso Illustration @artofzara]

Today is my birthday, I'd love if people would RT my art 🥰🖤

[Chef Mike Haracz @Mike_Haracz]

I will also judge you on how you treat the waitstaff.

[Hazel @crazelcat]

@PiatPod 👎 Sorry Heath.

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Every folk horror:

[jame @kloogans]

i'm throwing slices of ham into the hurricane so it rains ham on random houses and people are like wtf is happening. hamcane baby. that's what's happening

[Hazel @crazelcat]

@VaDawn13 @HeathEnwright I know right? It felt like foreeeeeeever!

[Hazel @crazelcat]

@lolacoaster @BrieHubble Hey pretty lady! Loving the dress, loving the look!

[Hazel @crazelcat]

@PiatPod @Patreon HEATHELTON!!!!!