Kyle the goblin

goblin has taken over old humie boss channel. new model by @CeltyVtuber. model chibi by @ShiroColossus

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

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[Grok @grok]

Based on your tweets' chaotic, fun-loving goblin vibe—full of D&D adventures, holiday cheer, VTuber collabs, and calls for kindness—here's my take:

- Dictator: Napoleon (short, scrappy conqueror with big plans)
- Religious figure: Loki (trickster god, mischievous energy)
- Historical figure: Robin Hood (stealthy outlaw sharing with friends)
- Artist: Salvador Dalí (surreal, whimsical chaos)
- Ideology: Anarcho-syndicalism (cooperative mischief against the bosses)
- Poet: Shel Silverstein (playful, childlike whimsy)
- Sociologist: Erving Goffman (master of social roles and performances, like VTubing)
- Movie character: Gollum (goblin-like, treasure-obsessed chatterbox)
- Disney Villain: Hades (sassy, deal-making underworld boss with flair)

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

So #defendsteam #defendvalve, because while they may have a major foothold in selling games online, they care about their customers unlike Ubisoft, Sony, Nintendo, & many more online places don't treat their customers fairly. so if you continue to sue, their will be consequences.

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

To all the united stats, to the UK and all the European places like @NLNetherlands that are suing steam for being a 'monopoly' tell that to all the game companies that treat their consumers like HOT GARBAGE! Steam is a gamers safe haven for getting & keeping games.

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

You are making gamers & those who love to buy gamers your enemy for suing steam, so to new York to UK and all over. I speak for most gamers when I say, you will regret targeting steam because basically your saying, consumers rights don't matter, (don't make up bullcrap.)

[Chibi Reviews @ChibiReviews]

>Every company self-implodes because of greed

>Steam is consumer friendly

>STEAM IS A MONOPOLY

Maybe these companies should follow their example for survival

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

@JaxVTuber Ok, want to do dnd?

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

@CharlotteVeil Do you have any girls you can recommend that like touch, goblin just likes cuddles, a lot... (also just level 1 autism mainly missing social cues, so sometimes you just have to say outright what you want or if your uncomfortable. Goblin was worse at it as a kid.)

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

But then their are cases like this, like come on! Who are letting psychos like this adopt!? Glad she got death row as her punishment... can some maybe nice people on here show some passive adoption stories even older ones like this one from 2 to 3 years ago or newer too?

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

So goblin only just learned of this case & here is a question. Why the flipping flip flops is a single women like this is allowed to adopt!? Like how!? Does goblin think adoption is a goblin thing? yes, and in fact if goblin had a stable income and a home. Goblin would adopt.

[Rose @901Lulu]

The bodies of both Blake and London Deven have been recovered from the property of their foster mother in Fayetteville, North Carolina. They both went missing between 2019 and 2022. She starved and tortured her victims until they died.

Avantae Deven has been charged with two counts of first-degree murder. She is truly an evil person. This never should have been allowed to happen.

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

@countrygobboVT Aka far more interesting at least to goblin.

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

@countrygobboVT Hazbin hotel is a an example of this. Making Lucifer a caring father type guy who has problems with heaven. The version that goblin knows of, Lucifer becomes Satan because he wasn't given God's glory & wanted to strip everyone of their free will to force them be good for heaven.

[TheCookie | Yeti | Vtuber 🩵❄️ @TheCookieVT]

I got invited to a collab, with another vtuber.
The collab was great, and I thought i was gonna make a new friend.
When the collab ended, i asked if they wanted to play some more and they said "they only play games with people in collabs or gifting subs"
Then left the vc. 🙃

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

When goblin... was really just put in a bad situation... goblin's hasn't played Marvel Rivals much at all anymore... goblin lost the joy of the game that tournament... made it hard trusting others to be understanding about autism too.

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

It was the marvel rivals event run by Camana (the one with dokibird.)... it wasn't the event itself but goblin's team... you see it was the plate or higher fights with actual prizes on the line.... Goblin's team was not bad people... but because of goblin's level 1 autism (Cont)

[community bf | alist @alistjpeg]

Do you guys have any bad collab experiences?

My worst one was a couple years ago with a VTuber. We were supposed to play Valorant together, but something came up on their end. They canceled less than an hour before we were scheduled to go live. I get that emergencies happen, so I reached out to reschedule… and got completely ghosted. A short while later, they even unfollowed me.

We had similar-sized audiences, so it wasn’t like I was a nobody to them. I was just left hanging with nothing. I hope they were okay, but it definitely left a sour taste in my mouth.

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

Ok.. so a lot of typing was lost because X sucks... to summarize.. Goblin miss social cues, they were told about autism, didn't understand goblin missed so much detail because goblin was hyper and excited for tournament... made goblin look like bad guy...

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

@UmariTomoe Or is it a lower type of Daddy Issues, are Daddy issues worse or Mommy issues? Goblin has no experience with either so sense you wrote this goblin hopes you have some info or experience with it? Also have a lovely day.

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

@UmariTomoe Also Goblin wants to know your workout routine if you actually have one and if it has anything to do with the fact by the replies here imply you were drunk when you wrote this, also do you possibly have Dad issues as well? Or is the term Daddy issues on the level of Draco malfoy?

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

@cheruboki How do you vipe check? Watch their streams? Videos? Content?

[Kyle the goblin @crazier_the]

Just a reminder for all fans of the megamind movie, their is no sequel called Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate, and their is definitely no Megamind rules! Show... Hopefully one day a proper megamind 2 done by the original creators will come out one day!