two cents

i am like newton but wiser

[thandi beer @dnfslvtt]

giving competitive exams in india makes you realise why vibhuti narayan was unemployed his whole life

[Kaccha Aalu @kaccha_aalu]

that one union cabinet minister forcing sugarcane juice in my car's fuel tank

[s @lostinsfictionn]

this cute baby elephant all over my feed

[Liza @Li33aaa]

this is what it looks like when i lock in

[Apollo @jeanxvaljean]

Me in 8th standard civics paper after forgetting 10 mark answer

[Cey @ceyarma_]

listen The Boys has had a tremendous falloff but the gif quality has remained immaculate

[jnya @jnyahu]

dont ask me about college or driving license or internships or jobs or romantic interests actually just dont talk to me okay

[Contra @BoldfaceJames]

Soldier Boy is such a retarded character it's unbelievable

[$ @jxtsummer]

half of my day is just me convincing myself not to give up on everything.

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Happy Mother's Day to this diva!

[two cents @crazxier]

😭😭😭😭😭

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Vijay has officially been sworn in as Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu.

[anirudh @AnirruptedMind]

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years?

Me: Noida

[banana chips lover @bobabhaii]

i actually miss end sems it's better than this humiliating job hunt

[anie bananie @egoisasin]

texting everyday really does create a false sense of closeness

[🛒 @tayhader]

Me when someone asks me what I like to eat my dosas with

[Siddharth @s7ddharth]

“I am in a bad place rn”

- All mediocre job hunting undergrads in 2026

[˚‧₊˚ caska ‧₊˚. @trains_mp4]

twitter is the best platform for people who regularly just talk to themselves

[k👾 @kendalllroyy]

the gap in my CV is when i was most active on twitter

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

Adding geologist to my CV after hitting rock bottom>>>>

[two cents @crazxier]

i am so funny my god