DaniBitch

Chicago girl, bartender, crazy cat lady, whiskey drinker, dirty hippie,what else is there? No DMs, fuckin creepers.

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

I’m so fucking proud that Biden is putting so many women in powerful positions, including his entire communications team. I am SO excited for my future, my niece’s future, and all the wonderful women and girls in this country that have been treated as less than for far too long!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Me pulling up to my polling station today.

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

@RonFilipkowski @RosieM1919 His tits are bigger than mine

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

Flipped my closet from summer to fall today so can’t wait for beautiful 80° weather coming up!

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Sounds like someone has concepts of a plan for how to get the youth vote…

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

Seriously though, how many?

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

Stephen Curry: “My beautiful half Haitian mother will be roasting a pig tonight, just like Kamala Harris did during the debate.”

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

People actually killing pets:
-Kristi Noem
-Robert Kennedy Jr.
-Sarah Huckabee Sanders' brother
-Catturd

People not killing pets:
-Haitian immigrants

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Not gonna platform any of the (sadly multiple) examples of this, but if you’re attacking the innocent underage kids of politicians whose views you don’t like you really should log off and do some soul searching. If such a thing is possible.

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

@krisalteyespy Esprit

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

Holy fuck is he good at this

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Come to think of it, denigrating the worth of a soldier’s service based on whether he deployed to a war zone is… kind of like denigrating the worth of a woman’s citizenship based on whether she happens to have children.

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

@JoJoFromJerz

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

Watching MAGA twists themselves to straddle the line between “the VP doesn’t matter” and “Walz is a horrible pick” is one of the most entertaining parts of the day.

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

Where is the insult in “Kamabla”? Or is it just his syphilis/dementia brain mispronouncing it? I don’t get it.

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

Even Roseanne thinks this guy is nuts… ROSEANNE!

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

RFK Jr, in an attempt to get ahead of a forthcoming New Yorker story, says in a new video that he dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park and made it seem like a bicyclist did it.

The video is filmed with Roseanne Barr.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

RFK Jr, in an attempt to get ahead of a forthcoming New Yorker story, says in a new video that he dumped a dead bear cub in Central Park and made it seem like a bicyclist did it.

The video is filmed with Roseanne Barr.

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

@BradleyWhitford Amen

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 You can see the diaper under the pants!

[Jake & the derg 🎨⚖️ @jakefromgeorgia]

Holy shit this is gonna set people off

[DaniBitch @crazy_kunt]

Fucking incredible

[Kimberley Johnson @AuthorKimberley]

Brilliant!