TheCrazyOldLich

Professional netizen lurker. Gooner, amateur conspiracy theory consumer and novice writer. Fan of AI as a tool not a complete replacement for entertainment.

[ほむら Homura @homura_artwork]

ドラコ・マルフォイ♀（ハリー・ポッター）
SFW

[STORY_ENGINE @StoryEngine_AI]

She offers you her hand.
Then tells you who you're allowed to be friends with.

First day at magic school. Already a problem.

Take her hand or make a rival?

(by Porcupine · Music: PeriTune)

[Malfoid (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)♡ @Pitouposting]

@hayasaka_aryan

[Malfoid💚 2DFD @Malfoid2DFD]

Ugh..sorry to disturb you.. You let the door open.. 💚

Not my fault that a idiot worm like you did that.. ~

Anyway.. I have a special letter for you Potter..

Open it later today ~

If it catch you opening it to early.. I'm gonna tell my father.. 💚 Understood???

#2dfd #malfoid #malfoy #Findom
Art: AsahiZoyo51232

[RL_FGC @FGCEnjoyer]

簡単だぞ!ポッター
#malfoid #harrypotter

[Maddie Dobles @maddiedobles]

[OC] Back to work

[Nhim @Nhim_Art]

Laptop.

[TheCrazyOldLich @crazy_lich]

@ChibiReviews DEI, hopefully this dies with them. I can't wait for ai to get rid of the useless fat.

[Zey @ZeyHashimoto]

#Malfoid is NOT going with Potter.

[TheCrazyOldLich @crazy_lich]

@theamelia___ Do what I always do. Play offline, no internet needed games

[Bnuy. @Darifleman2c]

@ShamashAran "put away the childish things"

I am sure this nobody in Christian literature thinks that too.

[Sensurround @ShamashAran]

Dumb? Well, that's a matter of opinion.

Gay? Admittedly, it's been about 20 years since I read the books, but I don't recall Harry and Ron sneaking off behind the Quidditch feild for a romantic interlude.

Evil? I suppose, if you're the sort of fundamentalist Christian who thinks a book containing witchcraft is a gateway drug to sacrificing goats in the backyard.

But you know what? Fine. I'll concede all three. Harry Potter is dumb, gay, AND evil. A literary trifecta of depravity. Western civilization may never recover.

I don't care.

My husband and I have been having a blast making up stories together. In fact, I don't think we've had this much fun doing something together since we were dating. We've laughed, argued over characters, invented ridiculous situations, and generally behaved like two people who are enjoying being married to each other. A shocking development, I realize.

And not to toot my own horn, but some of the things I've written have gotten a pretty enthusiastic response.

Apparently other people are enjoying themselves too. The situation is rapidly getting out of hand. At this rate, someone might experience ACTUAL HAPPINESS.

I'm terribly sorry that we're having fun with something you don't approve of. I realize this must be an enormous burden for you, knowing that somewhere out there, adults are enjoying fictional stories without first obtaining your permission.

Hopefully, with time, counseling, and perhaps a nice cup of coffee, you'll find the strength to carry on.

[beers @beers70285711]

@PhilDragash pottah!

[Phil (Commissions Open) @PhilDragash]

what Malfoy looks like while she prepares to say Harry's last name

[Historias Impact Eng @AzratemES]

Working on.

[TheCrazyOldLich @crazy_lich]

@pipislayer_vt It matches your eyebrows

[Pipi 🦇💀 @pipislayer_vt]

They sure love the short hair...

[Chocolate Mint @Player1_Please]

Ron (TS) Part 2
Eng ver🧡

[TheCrazyOldLich @crazy_lich]

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