Crazy Latina Ash

Live, love, and f*** the f***ers

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

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[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

@AngryBlackLady I’ve argued with men who think that the placenta isn’t attached to the uterus. Like they think it just floats there

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

The lines of people stretching out the door and them knocking others down. Fighting with them about prices and cleaning up tables because they knock the entire stacks of merch to the floor.

People have no regard or care for others and it shows OUT strong on Black Friday.

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

As a former retail worker, I choose not to shop on thanksgiving and Black Friday.

I remember being up at 3am Friday and the hours getting pushed further back until we were opening on thanksgiving. That year was when I quit. Yeah the OT is great, but I’d rather be with family.

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

incredible win for all retail workers who’ve had to spend their holidays fake laughing as every other customer says “omg i cant believe theyre making you work today ☹️” while actively being the reason they’re making you work today

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

@smoke_nd_pearlz And “I was drunk” is not a valid excuse. Being drunk doesn’t put thoughts in a mind that didn’t already exist, it just decreases inhibitions.

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

@KaylarWill I just looked and there is/was a class action suit on those wipes

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

Yes. I went and apologized for the misunderstanding but I still feel like an ass 😅

#tifu

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

Tifu: by laughing at a puppy 😅 one of the puppies was crying really loud so I went to investigate and saw one of the employees holding it. I start laughing thinking that it’s screaming and being dramatic because he was taking it back to be cleaned…

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

I turn to one of my coworkers and I’m like what’s their deal and she proceeds to tell me that the puppy had actually fallen and they probably thought I was laughing at that 😭

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

https://t.co/hKn3u8NlOq

Y’all pray for my friends safe return. Abbie is the sweetest thing ever and I can’t believe this is happening. There is a petition on change that I’ll share as well. #hostage #haiti #ransom

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

#underratedtweet 🤣

[Dan, Spooky RN @brom_daniels]

@WFLA Can’t possibly be as dangerous as the D. Santis fungus

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

The fact that there are parents who deliberately hold their kids back a grade - despite the child being very intelligent - just because “they don’t want their child going to college two weeks after turning 18” is mind boggling to me. #parenting #parenthood

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

Whaaaaaaaa!

[WSVN 7 News @wsvn]

The owners of Knaus Berry Farm were taken to the hospital after they were attacked by their son, police said. The suspect's mother, Rachel Knaus Grafe, was airlifted to Jackson South Medical Center and is listed in critical condition.
https://t.co/oQi4vBwnAa

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

Its funny, this new job is the most I’ve gotten paid per hour and also the most stress free job I’ve ever had.

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

@amazon why does the cat in this ad have make-up on?

And lashes too I can’t 🤣

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

People can’t really be this dumb…. Can they???

Nvm. Don’t answer that question 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

FOUR TERABYTES OF PHOTOS AND VIDEOS!!! Do y’all have any idea how much memory that is? I couldn’t even make a dent in a 2 terabyte hdd with 10 years of photos, music and files.

How tf did this go unnoticed for so long?

[KTLA @KTLA]

A hospital employee found a patient unconscious with her gown pulled down. The employee told officers that she saw Lambros with his head on the patient’s stomach in a position as if he was taking a selfie picture.
https://t.co/h1DKugW1Hm

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

@chocolettchoo Clearly they don’t understand customs processes and that it can take a couple weeks just to be cleared, especially during this time of year 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Crazy Latina Ash @crazyashbihhh]

Cryinnnnggg! @Tampax ftw 🤣