Jeffy Catz

Cats are cute but all animals are funny

[Jeffy Catz @CrazyAssCats]

I wanna see cats in space, but giving $ to @NASA is confusing. @elonmusk, plz setup an easy way to do it through @PayPal. #astrocats

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Cat fossils found in China reveal early days of feline domestication http://t.co/64DC0UFqGw

[Jeffy Catz @CrazyAssCats]

Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.

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http://t.co/D9Op6DN25Z cat drinks water from the faucet

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http://t.co/g4fJ71jiDT aint that the truth

[Jeffy Catz @CrazyAssCats]

I haven't logged in for a while because a mouse got stuck in my internet tubes sorry =^..^=

[Jeffy Catz @CrazyAssCats]

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My cat is not lazy, he is motivationally challenged.

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My cat is not fat, he is mass enhanced.

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My cat is not evil, she is badness enhanced.

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My cat is not a pest, she is attention deprived. #cats

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Do you kiss your cat on the lips? #catpeople

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Most hates fear the squirt bottle, but not Charles http://t.co/I0wvJMU0Q3

[Jeffy Catz @CrazyAssCats]

Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years. #bobbarker

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Why have a kitty scratching post when you could have a MANSION? https://t.co/Iaj6ZQS2di

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Cat owners 40 percent less likely to have heart attack http://t.co/FRzscvjxbw

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Thermodynamics: Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

[Jeffy Catz @CrazyAssCats]

What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.

[Jeffy Catz @CrazyAssCats]

Have you ever seen a kitty condo this big? Mor like a kitty mansion http://t.co/9U6AkWakKw