Anne Marie Avey

Opening consciousness through comedy and cats🪐🐱IG: crazyavey Email: [email protected]

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

Friend: *opens lap top* you gotta see this cat video

Me: haha that's great

My inner dialogue: how has he not seen that yet. So sad.

[MicrodosePodcast @MicrodosePod]

Here this week to discuss white guy problems 😂🤣🤝 @parkertelljoke thank you for joining us on this weeks episode, it was a lot of fun. Everyone give him a follow and check out his work.
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#new #podcast #comedy

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

Nothing has brought this country together more than the unified disgust of what has been done to #BritneySpears #united

[jean c. @itzerabritney]

Today, Britney Spears rly said: People can take everything away from you, but they can never take away your truth. But the question is, can you handle mine? #FreeBritney

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

1.Forced to take medication that made her feel drunk.
2.Forced to not have children
3.Forced to work
4.Forced to undress in front of strangers
5.Forced to be isolated from kids and boyfriend
6.Forced to pay the people who enforced this
#BritneySpears #EndTheConservatorship

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

@JaneyGodley be my tour guide in Scotland as I discover my ancestral home. I’m a comedian in LA and I think it would be hilarious to film.

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

My Twitter got hacked, but the jokes on them thinking I have a Twitter account worth hacking.

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

@mariabamfoo Yes. I live in Vegas. With one cat. It’s an apartment but have a lot of space in the living room. Please come!!!

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

My period always has to have her moment.

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

First Day of my Period Vlog. #HappyEarthDay2021 #MotherNature #amiright

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

2017 feels like it was last year.

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

Just a reminder that @ashanti is everything. #CarryOn #Ashanti

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

#MeghanMarkle just proves how much work I have to do when speaking about people I don’t like. My face would have said SO MUCH MORE.

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

Me to anyone that dislikes @wandavision “WATCH YA MOUTH”

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

I can’t wait until #BritneySpears is done with this conservatorship so she can do the #SuperBowl on her own cuz quite frankly she deserves it.

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

@AlbertaJenn THANK GOD

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

Is there a new season of #Bridgerton out yet?

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

@paintedsavvy He always lands on his feet💗

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

I am at the emergency vet and A MOUSE JUST FELL FROM THE CEILING. He/She took a second to get up, then scurried behind my feet. EXCUSE ME CAN SOMEONE CHECK THE MOUSY’S VITALS MY GOD

[Anne Marie Avey @crazyavey]

@DemResistor It ran away into the night. I PRAY FOR HIM/HER 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽