Kristi Small

Loving mother and wife, sports geek

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

The inmates are running the asylum. #WNBA

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

How did Chris Buescher stretch gas mileage to 136 miles in stage 3 yesterday? Byron got 144 last year but had 7 cautions to help. I don’t remember the 17 having any cautions. #askDBC

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

@FreddieKraft @KarsynElledge3 I have a question for DBC Monday. How did Chris Buescher stretch gas mileage to 136 miles in stage 3? I know Byron got 144 last year BUT he had 7 cautions to help. The 17 had none.

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

@DustinAlbino Awesome call. Regardless he was in a horrible predicament otherwise and this has to give him a better ultimate situation than where he was.

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

@Hendrick9Team Guess some of these comments don’t age well since Chase held onto get the free pass and then stayed out on that quick caution to improve track position. Has to be an awesome situation given yesterday and where he started today.

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

@Hendrick9Team Since I choose to see the glass half full always. All drivers 5th thru 10th in points except Larson are starting 18 or worse. That helps.

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

@Hendrick9Team @NAPARacing Good news here is that all the cars 5th through 10th in points except Larson are starting 18 or worse. That does help a little. Gotta find a positive!

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

@Jordan_Bianchi Interesting that all the guys between 5th and 10th in points except Larson are starting 18 or worse. To me that is interesting.

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

@AKletecka83181 @Hendrick9Team Can’t possibly drop him below 6th. Only 77 can jump over him. Unless the 19 or 17 could win. Then it would be tight.

[Joey Stone I Sloppy Joe @JoeyStone_8]

Okay wow yeah. 9 car had a really good piece last night.

That hurts even more 🫠

[Matt @BBNDi9]

Fun fact: Chase Elliott ran the second highest amount of fastest laps tonight at 36.

All for naught because of Bowman though (thanks).

So clearly the speed was on point tonight, just really unlucky

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 REP. MARIA ELVIRA SALAZAR (Daughter of Cuban Exiles) SOUNDS ALARM ON RISE OF DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISTS OF AMERICA

“Very, very dangerous. Democratic Socialists of America are Marxists. When Marxism comes in, it’s very hard to pull it out.”

She warns most Americans (especially kids) have no point of reference for what socialism really feels like — “it burns on the skin.”

Pointed to Venezuela: Once the richest country in the Western Hemisphere with massive oil reserves — destroyed in 25 years.
“You need to feel it in order to reject it.”

History is the warning. Socialism sounds nice until you live it. America First means rejecting these failed ideologies.

[🎯 @streetcircuited]

Chase Elliott at the 2009 Snowball Derby:

[Jhonf Fonseca @Jhonffonseca]

Marco Rubio lo acaba de clavar como un martillo:

«La violencia de la izquierda no es una “protesta”. Es una revuelta de lo peor contra lo mejor. Es la pataleta de los débiles, los mediocres y los cobardes contra los fuertes, los capaces y los buenos.

Son aquellos que no saben construir, crear ni lograr nada grande… y por eso deciden vengarse del mundo destruyendo lo que otros levantaron con esfuerzo, talento y visión.

Eso es el izquierdismo radical en su esencia más pura. Da igual la etiqueta del momento: anticapitalista, antiimperialista, comunista, anarquista, marxista, “progresista” o “activista climático”. El ADN es siempre el mismo.

Es resentimiento venenoso disfrazado de “justicia social”.

Es envidia podrida maquillada de “igualdad”.

Es odio a la excelencia envuelto en banderas de “liberación”.

Su único talento es destruir.

Su única alegría es ensuciar lo hermoso.

Su único objetivo es arrastrar todo hacia abajo para que nadie brille más que su propia mediocridad.

A través de la violencia, el terror y la cancelación buscan imponer su fealdad espiritual sobre la sociedad. No es idealismo. No es utopía. Es nihilismo puro con sonrisa moralista.

El viejo dogma se equivocó: esto no viene de gente que sueña con un mundo mejor, sino de gente que no soporta que el mundo sea mejor sin ellos.

Y ya estamos hartos.

La civilización no se defiende pidiendo perdón. Se defiende nombrando al enemigo por su nombre.

[Apple Lamps @lamps_apple]

“You see, down South, we don’t deal with all that tomfoolery that y’all are dealing with over there in New York City, California, Maine, Minnesota, or any of those woke states. We don’t deal with that.

You see, around these parts, yeah, around these parts, we believe in God, guns, and butter, and in that order.

God, and His name is Jesus Christ. Let’s not be confused.

Pretty much all of us concealed carry. There will be no “entering into every household in America.” That part. Catch it.

And we love to eat, so we put butter on everything. And I mean everything. That part.

And I did not mention it, but let me be very, very clear: God, guns, butter, but also, we are very, very commonsense and patriotic.

See, unlike Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, we know what a woman is. That part.

And there will be American flags flying in everybody’s yard, okay? So, if you have a problem with that, you may not want to move down South.

Yes, the homes are cheaper, but they look just as good as those high-priced homes y’all are paying for up North and on the East and West Coasts. That part.

We’re comfortable classifying all the white boys in the Cajun Navy as our friends. That part.

You see, when the tornadoes and hurricanes happen, they come on through, and they don’t care what color the hand is that they’re helping. That part.

Our men are not emasculated. At least around these parts, they ain’t.

And chivalry sure enough ain’t dead.

And last but not least, we believe in keeping our babies around here, okay?

So, I lied to your oddball over there: You will not be entering into every household in America. And all that yelling and screaming in pro-lifers’ faces around these parts doesn’t work.

You feel me? Because we hit back. That part.

God bless. Welcome to the South.”

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

@STaranto92 Can he complete a sentence without a cuss word? Please clean it up. Unnecessary if you have any intelligence and vocabulary.

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

@ecnsc @FitztheG9 @streetcircuited You are probably right. At the time I thought it was the 48 because I thought he was right behind the 9 on that restart or shortly after it. But it could have been either.

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

How many laps so far run under caution in the O’Reilly race? 40% of laps in Truck race at Limerock today. Crazy!

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

@CARSTour is anything scheduled on Thursday July 15 at NWB available to fans? Thx

[Kristi Small @crazyboutsports]

@JimmieJohnson @shanevg97 Loved having you and Marty on the broadcast today!! Want it more often!!