Mark Menezes

ENTERTAINMENT GURANTEED .

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

Kids : Yay I got a Coldplay Concert ticket.
Legends : IRCTC tatkal mein ticket mil gaya confirmed seat 🥇💀
#Coldplayindia #ColdplayMumbai #coldplayconcert

[Aaditya Thackeray @AUThackeray]

I just saw an actor suddenly make an advertisement (wonder if it’s paid for or not) on the MTHL, branded as Atal Setu by the current regime.

Some facts were missed:
• Atal Setu- MTHL’s 85% work was completed till June 2022, when our govt was toppled. The work happened during the MVA Govt.

• the bjp led khoke sarkar took from 2022 to 2024 to complete the rest 15% and then delay the inauguration on purpose.

• The bjp led mindhe regime inaugurated the MTHL 3 months after it was fully ready because they didn’t get VIP inauguration dates- kept Mumbai’s progress on hold.

At the end she says, wake up and vote for development- which is good, because that means don’t vote for the bjp.

Only a humble request to all those doing such promotions- please fact check before shooting.
Some parties are making actors do “war rukhwa di” type ads.

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

@MCA21India The site is not working !!!

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

#AI is safe ?

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

#Sustainability begins with me ! A wonderful #esgsummit2023 by @DNB_India

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

A lovely #aerial view of #Mumbai from the night sky , onboard @AkasaAir

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A neuron doesn’t realize it’s a neuron

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

A lovely #aerial view of #Mumbai from the night sky , onboard @AkasaAir

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

I have finally come up with the formula for #Bengaluru #traffic
t=[d(km)x 3 ]+ A
Where -
t=time required2 reach location
d=distance in km
A=driver aggression ( can be +ve or -ve value with limit of 5 on both ends ) Example :
Airprt to Kormangala time=
(30km x 3 )+4= 94mins

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

Travelled by @AkasaAir today. Loved the service. Right from boarding to in-flight service to exit. Professional, courteous and pleasant !

[Suresh Menon @sureshnmenon]

Amazing innings by @IamSanjuSamson should have ideally been on the flight to Australia but with 3 keepers already in the team wonder where he would have fitted ....#IndvsSAodi but would still back Samson on the bouncy tracks in Australia....

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

Now the nursery rhyme finally changes.
Pussy Cat Pussy Cat
Why'd you use Bing?
I used it in London
To search for the King 👑
#QueenElizabeth #toosoon?

[D&B India @DNB_India]

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[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

Register for D&B's Certification on #esg !

[D&B India @DNB_India]

ESG is becoming important every day, with organizations globally implementing an #ESG framework.
We are happy to announce an online Certification Program on ESG.

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[MUSCLIL 🥷 @idickfih1]

Just Marc Zuckerberg trying to solve facebook bug 😂
#facebookhacked

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

No Rains : Tata Play
#Rains : Tata Pause
@TataPlayin #TataPlay
😄😄

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

@AnilKapoor 's acting in #thar on @netflix is 🔥

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

Next Up :
The Bee is suing Amber Heard's dog for defamation.
#JohnnyDepp #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeardTrial #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard #DeppvHeard

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

@ThaneCityPolice due to road work at K-Villa, heavy traffic at uthalsar junction. Please send personnel to manage/ assist

[Mark Menezes @crazyboymaku]

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#meme #Herapheri