Kara

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

Every time I put garlic powder in something I’m like “damn I could totally win chopped”

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

ADVERTISEMENTS SHOULD NOT BE ON GOVERNMENT WEBSITES

[22,572 others @isthisjacques]

Bill Nye cussing out all the children he thought he raised right �

[Greg Bluestein @bluestein]

“This Sunday is Mother’s Day, a holiday that Georgia is trying to make mandatory.” The @nbcsnl take on Georgia’s anti-abortion bill. #gapol

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

People catching me take selfies for eternity would be my most shameful hell

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

I wanna give tattooossss

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

Okay or Mulan

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

Ratatouille will always be the best disney movie

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

https://t.co/lthty1llLw

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

I want a big tall glass of bullshit repellent plz

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

Oh fuc dont not do

[[email protected] @kale]

I got egged.

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

Why did I put kale in my eggs? Kale is NASTY. I hate you @kale

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

Bruce Willis could take me any day of the week baby old or young.

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

Fruit gets rid of my sugar cravings all day, but not my chocolate cravings. Those are a different need. Chocolate can have my babies

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

I had a dream that I had a really tall always naked boyfriend, and he wanted to snuggle all the time. I really think I need to start visiting nudist colonies in serach of this man because he’s my soulmate for sure

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

“Im going to get a DUI on a fucking Limebike”

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

Survival shows make me nut

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

Who says cats aren’t (wo)mans best friend?

[Kara @crazycocopuf]

@kenolin1 @jimmyjohns Ive said this to sooo many people because I refuse to eat there and sooo many people just simply do not care