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@Kingbingo_ @BasilTheGreat Little Elon was only 7 months old during Bloody Sunday but the mad lad was already posting spicy memes on X.

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@WingsScotland To be fair to Sophie, he thought it was a sponsored wank.

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@FondOfBeetles @zaelefty @WingsScotland Shoulder blade count exists on a spectrum.

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@DreyfusJames Take a twink for a drink.

Take a queer for a beer.

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@intel_lady Your Laura Kuenssberg impression is phenomenal! You managed to look and sound exactly like her. 😉

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@CharlotteCGill A few weeks ago I saw someone claim ChatGPT was denying Charlie Kirk’s assassination, so I tested it myself. Here’s the summary of that exasperating conversation - turns out its cutoff is August 2025 and it doesn’t always verify newer info. 🤦‍♂️

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@Glinner Ed Shetran.

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@ElfwickDraws Sonja, these are oversized brick phones from the future. Agony.

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@reddit_lies “faculative”

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@CharlotteCGill Delighted to catch the infectious Chlamyds once again! Back spreading her message with that contagious personality.

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@_xx_Gabby_xx_ @Mazclin “practice walks”

I needed to read that twice.

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@FFS_WhatNow

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@marycatedelvey @HelenWebberley @smith_john52408 One of these is putrid and toxic and likely to poison you and your children. The other is a photo of some rotting tomatoes.

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@AbubakerAbedW “A picture louder than millions of words”.

How many words was the prompt for this AI-generated image?

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@MontgomeryToms You’re just lucky his wife’s boyfriend wasn’t there to batter you.

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@damekatydenise_ Those thugs were also flaunting their #BenchPrivilege 😤

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@SamaramGill 🥰

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@ikeboi01 My sources say that means you can keep farming this for even longer.

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@CharlotteCGill I’m itching to hear more from Amelda Chlamyds! (and her cousin, Syphilius Gonorrea).

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@AngelaRayner Fire your team of writers - they forgot to replace one of the em dashes in this AI-assisted waffle.